Farm Sluts
November 9, 2002 5:36 PM   Subscribe

Farm Sluts is a side-splitting parable illustrating the seriousness of using the NSFW designation. This 49 megabyte Quicktime short runs 17 minutes and is totally NSFDU (not safe for dial-up). It's probably itself NSFW, but only because you'll have to explain ROFL.
posted by quonsar (27 comments total)

 
This film is too hilarious....well worth the wait. Best acting? The dog, haha.
posted by madamjujujive at 6:15 PM on November 9, 2002


I didnt think much of it till it got to the scene where the credits were rolling on top of it.

Dear god.
posted by atom128 at 6:19 PM on November 9, 2002


oh crap that was brilliant!
posted by filchyboy at 6:31 PM on November 9, 2002


Thank you master Q. That was sweet. The assumption of auto-erotic asphyxiation was classic.
posted by eyeballkid at 6:45 PM on November 9, 2002


What eyeballkid said.
posted by riffola at 7:22 PM on November 9, 2002


TFFW (too funny for work)!
posted by dash_slot- at 7:36 PM on November 9, 2002


For the love of all that is sacred and pure, that was good. I can't believe I watched it, but it was really good.

I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
posted by adampsyche at 8:00 PM on November 9, 2002


hilarious! thanks quonsar!
posted by melissa at 8:36 PM on November 9, 2002


Great link, quonsar!
posted by LinusMines at 9:10 PM on November 9, 2002


Great stuff.
posted by kickingtheground at 9:16 PM on November 9, 2002


So are there any other movies on that website worth checking out?

PS. wow, over 10 comments and not a single one bitching about it not being the right video format. This must be come kind of record.
posted by Space Coyote at 10:46 PM on November 9, 2002


Bravo!
posted by readymade at 11:00 PM on November 9, 2002


That was some funny sh*# man. I laughed until it hurt.
posted by BlueScreen at 11:19 PM on November 9, 2002


hooo hooo haaa haaa, this kept me up for another 1/2 hour, this has to be one of THE MOST FUNNY THINGS I've ever seen....

> Space Coyote
> So are there any other movies on that website worth
>checking out?

Yes, just do some URL choppin', here are some links:

Searchlight shorts series

Hang Time
posted by jkaczor at 1:05 AM on November 10, 2002


Hang Time is also very good. Thanks, quonsar.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 2:10 AM on November 10, 2002


That took like five hours to load, and I'm on cable, but it was miserably worth it.
posted by hama7 at 3:38 AM on November 10, 2002


Well, I hate to dissent but that was brilliant. Thanks, quonsar!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 4:01 AM on November 10, 2002


Cool link. Makes me wonder why he didn't say "I was fired for inappropriate net use."

and what his would his previous employer say he did?
posted by DBAPaul at 7:32 AM on November 10, 2002


Found another one: The clinic.

Help: for some reason I can't visualize the .mov quicktime files (just a blank screen with sound). I get an error message about a missing compressor. What's going on? I hate the Real stream's quality (or lack thereof).
posted by ugly_n_sticky at 7:52 AM on November 10, 2002


ugly_n_sticky, windows media player has probably been adjusting your playback settings. it tries to be helpful that way. just reinstall quicktime. that will fix your problem and give media player something to do next week!
posted by quonsar at 9:03 AM on November 10, 2002


quonsar: an upgrade to QT 6 did it. THNX.
posted by ugly_n_sticky at 9:44 AM on November 10, 2002


I hate to dissent, but I didn't find this very funny at all. Here I was expecting sidesplitting (based on the comments here) and I got a chuckle or two. Certainly not worth the time it took to download.
posted by kindall at 9:50 AM on November 10, 2002


How many times does it need to be said people? Mozilla saves lives!
posted by skallas at 1:16 PM on November 10, 2002


That took like five hours to load, and I'm on cable, but it was miserably worth it.

That's odd, hama7. It loaded in a few seconds for me on DSL - my assumption was that it had ended up cached locally here in Korea, thus the speed. Guess not.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:30 PM on November 10, 2002


It loaded in a few seconds for me on DSL

That is kind of strange. I though it was just heavy traffic, but I see now that I posted at 3:38 AM PST. Odd indeed.
posted by hama7 at 6:10 PM on November 10, 2002


Delightfully amusing. Like a cross between "Seinfeld" (right down to the guy who played Bania!) and "Better Off Dead," with a little "Fight Club" ambience thrown in. Good stuff!
posted by Down10 at 12:56 PM on November 11, 2002


Sorrry, folks. Too damn dark for me. I never found the funny.
posted by bowline at 9:16 AM on November 23, 2002


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