Ok, granted, some of them were good, but a lot of them were lame. Some of them I couldn't even tell which actual movie they were getting at.
But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest. posted by singmesomething at 4:09 PM on November 15, 2002
"Inspect Her Gadget" is timeless. posted by four panels at 4:17 PM on November 15, 2002
8 1/2... inches Two
That would be a sequel, making it 17inches. posted by thomcatspike at 4:29 PM on November 15, 2002
If you guys like Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, you should try out the midget porn on the same theme:
Itty Bitty Gang Bang posted by betaray at 4:35 PM on November 15, 2002
My old favorite used to be "Darby O'Gill and The Little People with The Giant Wangs". posted by Kafkaesque at 4:37 PM on November 15, 2002
One of my favorite memes.
My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
runner up- "Splendor in the Ass" posted by 2sheets at 4:42 PM on November 15, 2002
Sinfull Rella
" I knew some day my prince would come" posted by johnny7 at 4:45 PM on November 15, 2002
"There were 12 men but they weren't angry"? So subtle. All in all, this list could be from some modern-day x-rated Finnegans Wake - so much compression & displacement. posted by D at 4:47 PM on November 15, 2002
/me withholds obvious comment about Danelope boys. posted by Danelope at 4:52 PM on November 15, 2002
"Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory"
Classic stuff.
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good link.til posted by tiger yang at 4:56 PM on November 15, 2002
Shaving! Shaving Ryan's Privates. Not Saving! Fucking amateurs... posted by machaus at 5:11 PM on November 15, 2002
Back home my local cable company has one of those scrolling TV-Guide-like channels... after the first few months they had to start switching the Adult network listings to a generic "Adult Programming" because the company kept getting letters about the obscene names panning four stations below the fellow-PPV Disney Channel. posted by XQUZYPHYR at 5:19 PM on November 15, 2002
Can't say that this is my favorite kind of thread. Or favorite topic. But alas, I can't stay out on the sidelines.
The porn movie I want to make: Back to the Fuscia posted by zpousman at 6:08 PM on November 15, 2002
But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.
it's also one of the most amusing modern porn films. if you liked flesh gordon, you will probably enjoy e.p. as well. and if you haven't seen flesh gordan, well, paraphrasing mark prindle, you're wrong; and if you don't like it, you're a freakin' idiot. posted by mitchel at 6:13 PM on November 15, 2002
Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon. posted by bradth27 at 6:28 PM on November 15, 2002
Oh, the title on the site was Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom. Guess I read it wrong.....Hell, I like mine better. posted by bradth27 at 6:34 PM on November 15, 2002
So where's The Loin King? Shanghai Poon? Starship Shtuppers?
Upon further reflection, it's just as well that we'll never see the animated classic Chicken Rump. posted by LinusMines at 7:06 PM on November 15, 2002
What about You've Got Male... Genitalia? posted by Dark Messiah at 9:11 PM on November 15, 2002
The porn movie that I've always wanted to make is Black Cock Down. It would involve a crack team of Marine operatives trying to, um, revive a black cock down.
"Leave No Man Behind." posted by alidarbac at 9:14 PM on November 15, 2002
Sick!!! All of you are Sick, Perverted Bastards!!!!
Still no Meta Fill Her... posted by herc at 1:15 AM on November 16, 2002
joedan - A Tale of Two Titties - Even not knowing the title, the cast list would make you suspect a porn film -
BIFF MALIBU
CHESSIE MOORE
DEE DEE DIAMOND
KIMBERLY KANE
KRYSTINA KING
RANDY WEST
WAYNE SUMMERS
It's a pity that the same degree of inventiveness that goes into the names and titles doesn't usually extend to the contents of the films themselves. posted by Joeforking at 3:22 AM on November 16, 2002
My god - it should be "Shitty Titty Gang Bang"! Truly the best false porn title in Christendom. posted by boneybaloney at 3:51 AM on November 16, 2002
Bah. Amateur hour. They didnt have the one I came up with:
'Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone'
Makes me laugh every time. posted by CoolHandPuke at 4:46 AM on November 16, 2002
This particular joke, for the last five years, has been used repeatedly by crap sit-com writers...."We can't think of a joke, oh lets make the character watch Good Will Humping"...just another sure fire winner in their arsenal of cliche. posted by meech at 5:45 AM on November 16, 2002
Evidently, "Edward Penishands" was quality porn, as this was one of two titles that was consistently late or unreturned at the video store where I worked one lost summer between university terms...
Nothing is more frightening than having a customer creep out from behind the dividers and ask if someone has returned "The Amityville Whore" yet.
Oh, and the other most delinquent-making movie? The as-yet-unmentioned "Poonies". posted by yellowcandy at 7:48 AM on November 16, 2002
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