Real X-rated movies based on another movie-title
November 15, 2002 3:36 PM   Subscribe

Real X-rated movies based on another movie title. And you thought you came up with "Inrearendence Day" yourself.
posted by tweebiscuit (37 comments total)
 
My favorite, by the way, is "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang."
posted by tweebiscuit at 3:37 PM on November 15, 2002


Robocock.
posted by zekinskia at 3:40 PM on November 15, 2002


"Done in 60 seconds".
posted by modge at 3:46 PM on November 15, 2002


8 1/2... inches
posted by sir walsingham at 3:51 PM on November 15, 2002


Total Reball
posted by Tenuki at 3:52 PM on November 15, 2002


Pete's Dragon?
posted by Kafkaesque at 3:59 PM on November 15, 2002


Ok, granted, some of them were good, but a lot of them were lame. Some of them I couldn't even tell which actual movie they were getting at.

But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.
posted by singmesomething at 4:09 PM on November 15, 2002


"Inspect Her Gadget" is timeless.
posted by four panels at 4:17 PM on November 15, 2002


8 1/2... inches Two

That would be a sequel, making it 17inches.
posted by thomcatspike at 4:29 PM on November 15, 2002


If you guys like Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, you should try out the midget porn on the same theme:

Itty Bitty Gang Bang
posted by betaray at 4:35 PM on November 15, 2002


My old favorite used to be "Darby O'Gill and The Little People with The Giant Wangs".
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:37 PM on November 15, 2002


One of my favorite memes.

My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
runner up- "Splendor in the Ass"
posted by 2sheets at 4:42 PM on November 15, 2002


Sinfull Rella
" I knew some day my prince would come"
posted by johnny7 at 4:45 PM on November 15, 2002


"There were 12 men but they weren't angry"? So subtle. All in all, this list could be from some modern-day x-rated Finnegans Wake - so much compression & displacement.
posted by D at 4:47 PM on November 15, 2002


/me withholds obvious comment about Danelope boys.
posted by Danelope at 4:52 PM on November 15, 2002


"Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory"
Classic stuff.

What about the movies whose titles don't need to be changed for porn? Operation Dumbo Drop comes to mind.
posted by Newbornstranger at 4:53 PM on November 15, 2002


"Temple of Poon" has to be my personal favorite.

Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good link.til
posted by tiger yang at 4:56 PM on November 15, 2002


Shaving! Shaving Ryan's Privates. Not Saving! Fucking amateurs...
posted by machaus at 5:11 PM on November 15, 2002


Back home my local cable company has one of those scrolling TV-Guide-like channels... after the first few months they had to start switching the Adult network listings to a generic "Adult Programming" because the company kept getting letters about the obscene names panning four stations below the fellow-PPV Disney Channel.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 5:19 PM on November 15, 2002


Can't say that this is my favorite kind of thread. Or favorite topic. But alas, I can't stay out on the sidelines.

The porn movie I want to make: Back to the Fuscia
posted by zpousman at 6:08 PM on November 15, 2002


But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.

if you liked, that clever title, check out this band's site

My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"

it's also one of the most amusing modern porn films. if you liked flesh gordon, you will probably enjoy e.p. as well. and if you haven't seen flesh gordan, well, paraphrasing mark prindle, you're wrong; and if you don't like it, you're a freakin' idiot.
posted by mitchel at 6:13 PM on November 15, 2002


Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon.
posted by bradth27 at 6:28 PM on November 15, 2002


Oh, the title on the site was Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom. Guess I read it wrong.....Hell, I like mine better.
posted by bradth27 at 6:34 PM on November 15, 2002


So where's The Loin King? Shanghai Poon? Starship Shtuppers?

Upon further reflection, it's just as well that we'll never see the animated classic Chicken Rump.
posted by LinusMines at 7:06 PM on November 15, 2002


What about You've Got Male... Genitalia?
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:11 PM on November 15, 2002


The porn movie that I've always wanted to make is Black Cock Down. It would involve a crack team of Marine operatives trying to, um, revive a black cock down.

"Leave No Man Behind."
posted by alidarbac at 9:14 PM on November 15, 2002


Sick!!! All of you are Sick, Perverted Bastards!!!!


. . .


Besides, didn't you know that the best porn titles from of classic books?
posted by joedan at 10:20 PM on November 15, 2002


Still no Meta Fill Her...
posted by herc at 1:15 AM on November 16, 2002


joedan - A Tale of Two Titties - Even not knowing the title, the cast list would make you suspect a porn film -
BIFF MALIBU
CHESSIE MOORE
DEE DEE DIAMOND
KIMBERLY KANE
KRYSTINA KING
RANDY WEST
WAYNE SUMMERS
It's a pity that the same degree of inventiveness that goes into the names and titles doesn't usually extend to the contents of the films themselves.
posted by Joeforking at 3:22 AM on November 16, 2002


My god - it should be "Shitty Titty Gang Bang"! Truly the best false porn title in Christendom.
posted by boneybaloney at 3:51 AM on November 16, 2002


Bah. Amateur hour. They didnt have the one I came up with:

'Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone'

Makes me laugh every time.
posted by CoolHandPuke at 4:46 AM on November 16, 2002


This particular joke, for the last five years, has been used repeatedly by crap sit-com writers...."We can't think of a joke, oh lets make the character watch Good Will Humping"...just another sure fire winner in their arsenal of cliche.
posted by meech at 5:45 AM on November 16, 2002


Evidently, "Edward Penishands" was quality porn, as this was one of two titles that was consistently late or unreturned at the video store where I worked one lost summer between university terms...

Nothing is more frightening than having a customer creep out from behind the dividers and ask if someone has returned "The Amityville Whore" yet.

Oh, and the other most delinquent-making movie? The as-yet-unmentioned "Poonies".
posted by yellowcandy at 7:48 AM on November 16, 2002


I've always been partial to the title "A Midsummer Night's Cream," a film which apparently nearly lives up to its name.
posted by thomascrown at 8:13 AM on November 16, 2002


No "How Stella Got her Tube Packed"?
posted by GriffX at 11:43 AM on November 16, 2002


I'm still waiting for the German porn classic, Das Booty.
posted by krakedhalo at 2:09 PM on November 16, 2002


I know it's getting late to add to this thread, but I wanted to share my own creation:

Wanking Ned Devine
posted by skryche at 5:53 AM on November 18, 2002


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