Comments on: Real X-rated movies based on another movie-title

Real X-rated movies based on another movie-title

tweebiscuit — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:36:40 -0800

Real X-rated movies based on another movie title . And you thought you came up with "Inrearendence Day" yourself.

By: tweebiscuit

tweebiscuit — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:37:04 -0800

My favorite, by the way, is "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang."

By: zekinskia

zekinskia — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:40:17 -0800

Robocock.

By: modge

modge — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:46:33 -0800

"Done in 60 seconds".

By: sir walsingham

sir walsingham — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:51:22 -0800

8 1/2... inches

By: Tenuki

Tenuki — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:52:40 -0800

Total Reball

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 15:59:12 -0800

Pete's Dragon?

By: singmesomething

singmesomething — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:09:21 -0800

Ok, granted, some of them were good, but a lot of them were lame. Some of them I couldn't even tell which actual movie they were getting at. But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.

By: four panels

four panels — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:17:56 -0800

"Inspect Her Gadget" is timeless.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:29:45 -0800

8 1/2... inches Two That would be a sequel, making it 17inches.

By: betaray

betaray — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:35:41 -0800

If you guys like Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, you should try out the midget porn on the same theme: Itty Bitty Gang Bang

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:37:58 -0800

My old favorite used to be "Darby O'Gill and The Little People with The Giant Wangs".

By: 2sheets

2sheets — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:42:14 -0800

One of my favorite memes. My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands" runner up- "Splendor in the Ass"

By: johnny7

johnny7 — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:45:01 -0800

Sinfull Rella " I knew some day my prince would come"

By: D

Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:47:18 -0800

"There were 12 men but they weren't angry"? So subtle. All in all, this list could be from some modern-day x-rated Finnegans Wake - so much compression & displacement.

By: Danelope

Danelope — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:52:49 -0800

/me withholds obvious comment about Danelope boys.

By: Newbornstranger

Newbornstranger — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:53:36 -0800

"Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory" Classic stuff. What about the movies whose titles don't need to be changed for porn? Operation Dumbo Drop comes to mind.

By: tiger yang

tiger yang — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:56:53 -0800

"Temple of Poon" has to be my personal favorite. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good link.til

By: machaus

machaus — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 17:11:32 -0800

Shaving! Shaving Ryan's Privates. Not Saving! Fucking amateurs...

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 17:19:34 -0800

Back home my local cable company has one of those scrolling TV-Guide-like channels... after the first few months they had to start switching the Adult network listings to a generic "Adult Programming" because the company kept getting letters about the obscene names panning four stations below the fellow-PPV Disney Channel.

By: zpousman

zpousman — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:08:12 -0800

Can't say that this is my favorite kind of thread. Or favorite topic. But alas, I can't stay out on the sidelines. The porn movie I want to make: Back to the Fuscia

By: mitchel

mitchel — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:13:18 -0800

But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest. if you liked, that clever title, check out this band's site My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands" it's also one of the most amusing modern porn films. if you liked flesh gordon, you will probably enjoy e.p. as well. and if you haven't seen flesh gordan, well, paraphrasing mark prindle, you're wrong; and if you don't like it, you're a freakin' idiot.

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:28:03 -0800

Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon.

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:34:05 -0800

Oh, the title on the site was Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom. Guess I read it wrong.....Hell, I like mine better.

By: LinusMines

LinusMines — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 19:06:07 -0800

So where's The Loin King? Shanghai Poon? Starship Shtuppers? Upon further reflection, it's just as well that we'll never see the animated classic Chicken Rump.

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 21:11:23 -0800

What about You've Got Male... Genitalia?

By: alidarbac

alidarbac — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 21:14:06 -0800

The porn movie that I've always wanted to make is Black Cock Down. It would involve a crack team of Marine operatives trying to, um, revive a black cock down. "Leave No Man Behind."

By: joedan

joedan — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 22:20:30 -0800

Sick!!! All of you are Sick, Perverted Bastards!!!! . . . Besides, didn't you know that the best porn titles from of classic books?

By: herc

herc — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 01:15:32 -0800

Still no Meta Fill Her...

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 03:22:34 -0800

joedan - A Tale of Two Titties - Even not knowing the title, the cast list would make you suspect a porn film - BIFF MALIBU CHESSIE MOORE DEE DEE DIAMOND KIMBERLY KANE KRYSTINA KING RANDY WEST WAYNE SUMMERS It's a pity that the same degree of inventiveness that goes into the names and titles doesn't usually extend to the contents of the films themselves.

By: boneybaloney

boneybaloney — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 03:51:36 -0800

My god - it should be "Shitty Titty Gang Bang"! Truly the best false porn title in Christendom.

By: CoolHandPuke

CoolHandPuke — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 04:46:24 -0800

Bah. Amateur hour. They didnt have the one I came up with: 'Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone' Makes me laugh every time.

By: meech

meech — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 05:45:18 -0800

This particular joke, for the last five years, has been used repeatedly by crap sit-com writers...."We can't think of a joke, oh lets make the character watch Good Will Humping"...just another sure fire winner in their arsenal of cliche.

By: yellowcandy

yellowcandy — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 07:48:01 -0800

Evidently, "Edward Penishands" was quality porn, as this was one of two titles that was consistently late or unreturned at the video store where I worked one lost summer between university terms... Nothing is more frightening than having a customer creep out from behind the dividers and ask if someone has returned "The Amityville Whore" yet. Oh, and the other most delinquent-making movie? The as-yet-unmentioned "Poonies".

By: thomascrown

thomascrown — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 08:13:34 -0800

I've always been partial to the title "A Midsummer Night's Cream," a film which apparently nearly lives up to its name.

By: GriffX

GriffX — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 11:43:52 -0800

No "How Stella Got her Tube Packed"?

By: krakedhalo

krakedhalo — Sat, 16 Nov 2002 14:09:55 -0800

I'm still waiting for the German porn classic, Das Booty.

By: skryche

skryche — Mon, 18 Nov 2002 05:53:58 -0800

I know it's getting late to add to this thread, but I wanted to share my own creation: Wanking Ned Devine