June 17, 2000

11:12 AM

You wanna know what's really wrong with this country? All them homo dogs!
posted by aaron (6 comments total)

this is the most depressing thing I have read in weeks.
posted by Sapphireblue at 2:47 PM on June 17, 2000

at least the guy got convicted. what an idiot.
posted by lescour at 3:49 PM on June 17, 2000

"Sit."
"Rollover."
"Don't be gay!"

posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 7:21 PM on June 17, 2000

You know, I'd actually rather have a gay dog. No more worries about finding out that my dog accidentally impregnanted anyone else's dog...no worries about the cost of vet bills for the delivery of a litter, no hassles about getting the puppies adopted, none of that. Sure, my gay dog would make just as good a father, but because I know I'm not going to adopt any puppies or have my dogs sperm mixed with another dogs eggs in vitro, I have absolute confidence in my gay dog never impregnating another. Whew!

Unless he's bi.
posted by Ezrael at 8:42 PM on June 17, 2000

Yes, I'm kidding.
posted by Ezrael at 8:43 PM on June 17, 2000

Well, we had a dog, Beezer, who would hump leg on command. We'd just point at the victim and say "Hump the leg, Beez!"
posted by quonsar at 8:22 AM on June 18, 2000 [1 favorite]