Flash animation

November 21, 2002 9:44 PM

Flash with no name - think you've seen every bizarre Japanese flash? Good chance you haven't seen this one yet. I am at a loss for a title. This is not safe for work. This is not safe for children or small animals. Do not take with medication. Mock the message, not the messenger.
posted by madamjujujive (29 comments total)

Well, that was certainly uh... different.
posted by MikeMc at 9:52 PM on November 21, 2002

Did I somehow get onto Fark? B00bies.
posted by oflinkey at 9:53 PM on November 21, 2002

I have absolutely no response to that.
posted by pemulis at 9:55 PM on November 21, 2002

Suggested title: "oppai prin commercial".
"Oppai" means "tits" in an amazing coincidence.

We were warned.
posted by hama7 at 10:04 PM on November 21, 2002

I think it's fitting that this comes right after a link that says "left gets nod from right".
posted by condour75 at 10:04 PM on November 21, 2002

The boob bomb with the boob shrapnel was my favorite part.
posted by DakotaPaul at 10:19 PM on November 21, 2002

So that's what happens under a woman's shirt. I've always guys wondered. Now I know why want to get in there so bad. It's a party!
posted by fatbobsmith at 10:35 PM on November 21, 2002

Is it getting nippley in here?
posted by eyeballkid at 10:36 PM on November 21, 2002

It's a wonderfull world.
posted by troutfishing at 10:37 PM on November 21, 2002

it should be called "A Parade of Dancing Boobies."

yeah, there ya go.
posted by prescribed life at 10:46 PM on November 21, 2002

Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up.
posted by y2karl at 11:00 PM on November 21, 2002

I've seen this one before but I can't remember where I found it. I do remember where I found this one. Lyrics. [not safe.]
posted by wobh at 11:06 PM on November 21, 2002

duh. it's sooo obvious: the Rockettes are advertising boobie flavoured ice cream. when you eat it, it explodes in your mou ..um.. nevermind, i'm leaving now.
posted by deborah at 11:15 PM on November 21, 2002

And when I say "not safe," I mean not safe.
posted by wobh at 11:22 PM on November 21, 2002

Fuc*ing brilliant.
posted by sixdifferentways at 11:31 PM on November 21, 2002

Oh...feel woozy...

*thud*
posted by Guy Smiley at 11:57 PM on November 21, 2002

This reminds me very strongly of a revue I saw in London in 1973.

Except this one didn't have the boobies laying eggs.
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:11 AM on November 22, 2002

heh, this geisha one is speaking kyoto dialect, but I guess that's...not...really...interesting... if you don't know it...never mind
posted by planetkyoto at 1:40 AM on November 22, 2002

Wobh, that Japascii porn left me feeling the need to wash my eyeballs. But I'm still laughing. Wish I knew what that song is saying.
posted by gametone at 2:44 AM on November 22, 2002

my opinion of flash remains the same, however its put to use
posted by monkeyJuice at 2:44 AM on November 22, 2002

Breast flash ever.
posted by taz at 3:05 AM on November 22, 2002

Not to be a tit here, but to truly rate with some of the worst flash out there, it would have to:

1. Have a catchy hook that you can't get out of your brain with a rusty fishhook

and 2. It has to go on for ages and ages until you are almost ready to smash your monitor. Then it has to automatically loop.
posted by ColdChef at 5:03 AM on November 22, 2002

Welcome back, coldchef, ya big tit you.
posted by ashbury at 5:34 AM on November 22, 2002

Yeah, and what's up with the Boob Sundae?
posted by shecky57 at 6:21 AM on November 22, 2002

MetaFilter: What's up with the Boob Sundae?
and
MetaFilter: A Parade of Dancing Boobies
and finally
MetaFilter: The Boob Bomb with the Boob Shrapnel
posted by hughbot at 7:08 AM on November 22, 2002

HOW DID THEY DO THAT!?! Japanese flash animators are tapping my brain! I dreamt this last night, only it went on longer and there were more breasts.

I'm wearing a tinfoil beanie tonight.
posted by gravelshoes at 11:30 AM on November 22, 2002

Not to be a tit here, but to truly rate with some of the worst flash out there, it would have to:

1. Have a catchy hook that you can't get out of your brain with a rusty fishhook

and 2. It has to go on for ages and ages until you are almost ready to smash your monitor. Then it has to automatically loop. - ColdChef

The dancing cat/penis flash definitely qualifies.
posted by Limegirl at 12:36 PM on November 22, 2002

a mammary merengue! (i waited all day til i got home from work to see what this was)

and limegirl, words can't express the feeling of watching that cat/penis thing...what are the words?
posted by amberglow at 2:49 PM on November 22, 2002

i'll never look at a cat the same way...

i'm wondering what the site owner(s) are thinking of all these hits from an American site.
posted by deborah at 3:11 PM on November 22, 2002