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Post number 21928

grumblebee — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:01:46 -0800

Why Does Dan Savage Owe Katie a Hitachi Magic Wand? It all started when Dan Savage informed his readers that he liked to fantasize about Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher's face. He was later inspired to have a contest in which readers sent in their sexual fantasies. He said that readers whose sexual fantasies were selected for publication would receive five dollars. I sent in a fanstasy I had when I was six years old (you'll read about it later). In a subsequent column, he canceled the contest, saying that all the fantasies he had received were boring. I shrugged it off, until...

By: grumblebee

grumblebee — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:03:26 -0800

Thanks to Miel at http://noodniksanonymous.blogspot.com! I can't believe this isn't a double post, but I searched and couldn't find it.

By: GriffX

GriffX — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:11:56 -0800

Fantastic - I love Savage Love, and I remember reading that Smurfette fantasy, but - I get to chapter 7, and that Geocities site is suddenly MeFied! Nooo!

By: Lusy P Hur

Lusy P Hur — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:11:58 -0800

Well, it went down right after I'd read chapter 5. Anybody got a mirror?

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:12:46 -0800

I was wondering if that fantasy might have occured after seeing the King Kong scene where huge Kong gently fingers tiny Fay. That scene was likely a seed for many innocents first sensual conceptions.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:16:43 -0800

Savage thinks a fantasy involving Pitt isn't boring? Ashton Kutcher gets points on his name alone, but c'mon, be at least a little daring and have his face ejaculated upon by, I dunno, Super Greg or something.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:20:05 -0800

grumblebee just want to see a metafilter front page with Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher's face.

By: LittleMissCranky

LittleMissCranky — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:25:28 -0800

That's okay, quonsar, I do too.

By: mr_roboto

mr_roboto — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:29:45 -0800

WolfDaddy, if I remember correctly, Savage readily admitted to the dullness of his own fantasy. In fact, I think he concluded that, in general, your fantasies are boring to everyone other than yourself.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 16:45:12 -0800

Well, then, Mr. Savage would better conclude that he needs to speak for himself else step his pretty lil' buns into my parlor for a spell. We share so many fantasies with each other in other areas of our lives it seems wrong to conclude that your own fantasies about sex are thrilling to no one else but yourself. Then again, Brad Pitt. He smells.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 17:23:20 -0800

I have this sexual fantasy where I'm getting laid on a regular basis by beautiful women who care about me. Mr. Savage declined to print this, and it is his right. But what if I told you those beautiful women were all screen mavens of the 1920s and 30s who had been zombified and were copulating in rhythm according to their invisible puppet master, Moses Malone? I only post this glib drivel because the link is down and I can't actually read the article.

By: chaz

chaz — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 17:49:12 -0800

I live my fantasies, man. Luckily my fantasy is to cruise the web on my Tandy while drunk and high and looking for free porn. yeah.

By: milnak

milnak — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:24:47 -0800

Dan Savage and his show is lame. Way too much of a gay bias for my taste. Loveline, on the other hand, rules.

By: skoosh

skoosh — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:26:05 -0800

Well, since I couldn't read the FPP link, I went looking for a Google cache. No such luck, but I did find out that Katie's last name is apparently Surrence, that a Katie Surrence just graduated from Swarthmore College this summer, and that said Ms. Surrence occasionally dreams of multiple flavors of ice cream. One Katie Surrence also wrote an epistolary review of a certain well-known book by a now infamously difficult-to-get-along-with author. Yes, I'm bored. I also feel strangely obligated to mention that I Am Not A Stalker.

By: Zombie

Zombie — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:40:52 -0800

Chaz: I'm partying with you cowboy! Meet me in the AOL chatroom: "Naked in a Hot Tub" and let's pretend we're chicks!

By: sir walsingham

sir walsingham — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:41:29 -0800

Brad Pitt? I fantasize about myself coming on Ashton Kutcher's face. Brad Pitt can stay home.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:43:45 -0800

Geocities bites the wax tadpole. That is all.

By: waxpancake

waxpancake — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:48:38 -0800

It's amazing that Geocities doesn't let visitors volunteer to pay to upgrade the site's bandwidth.

By: CoFenchurch

CoFenchurch — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 19:02:17 -0800

I inadvertently fufilled my husband's "wildest" fantasy not too long after we moved in together, which was to get a blowjob while watching the X-Files and drinking a beer. Guess I should count myself lucky that he's so easily fufilled. I also have to wonder why both my husbands (Current and former) both had things for Gillian Anderson and Julie Andrews (when she was young). Because I really don't think I am all that much like either one...

By: ashbury

ashbury — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 19:45:16 -0800

CoFenchurch, I don't know what to say.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 19:57:10 -0800

drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. rhanks to robert benchley

By: yonderboy

yonderboy — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 19:57:21 -0800

CoFenchurch, how sad, your sex life has become a lyrical cliche.

By: RJ Reynolds

RJ Reynolds — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 20:58:05 -0800

Wow, CoFen, you're my kind of people! Welcome to MeFi!

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 21:30:39 -0800

Thank God for Metafilter. Our best instincts come out when women fake being their daughter who has cancer, and write about sex.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 22:15:03 -0800

I've got the X-Files on DVD. Considered leaving your husband? I'll sweeten the deal with some popcorn. BUT NO SODA! I'm not made of money. Get off my lawn! (falls over)

By: bowline

bowline — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 22:31:40 -0800

I inadvertently fufilled my husband's "wildest" fantasy not too long after we moved in together, which was to get a blowjob while watching the X-Files and drinking a beer. Inadvertently?

By: dg

dg — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 22:36:12 -0800

Inadvertently? She tripped over - honestly!

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 23:28:29 -0800

I inadvertently fufilled my husband's "wildest" fantasy not too long after we moved in together, which was to get a blowjob while watching the X-Files and drinking a beer. It's comments like that which make me say to myself, "Brad, you are missing out on something, by God."

By: CoFenchurch

CoFenchurch — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 01:21:31 -0800

"Inadvertently" as in I didn't know that it was such a big deal to him when I did it. Never really occured to me that that would be the stuff of fantasy, ya know?

By: mattr

mattr — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 02:42:30 -0800

'Inadvertantly'....I'd love my wildest fantasy to be sorted out inadvertantly.... S'funny - you never have many accidental threesomes with famous people...never mind...

By: skoosh

skoosh — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 04:31:02 -0800

Right. Don't get me wrong, I like discussing CoFen's freewheeling domestic sex life as much as anyone, but if anyone still cares, there's a blog dedicated to the Magic Wand For Katie Campaign. Could someone who actually gets through to the Geocities site please ask Katie nicely if they can mirror it somewhere? I hesitate to post (what I think is) her email address, but let's just say that it is a hotmail account, and it's, um, real easy to guess. I just really want to read this thing, and I imagine you do, too.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 06:14:40 -0800

He really should give her that dildo.

By: mecran01

mecran01 — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 08:35:42 -0800

CheeseyPornFilter!

By: quonsar

quonsar — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 08:37:04 -0800

why is this bloggy nonsense still on the FP?

By: hades

hades — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 09:00:29 -0800

I haven't asked Katie nicely yet, but I do have a mirror. I'll ask her if it's ok.

By: DBAPaul

DBAPaul — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 09:41:05 -0800

The FPP link is back up. Strangely, I hadn't read (or known of) Dan till I read a Savage Love column in an semi-indie paper yesterday. Funny story, wanna bet Katie never gets her wand (at least not from Dan.) So this Dan Savage, he's gay?

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 11:23:25 -0800

Thanks for the mirror hades ... at first, with everyone that got to see the link originally talking about chapters and stuff, I had thought Katie's fantasy to be some long drawn out bodice-ripper or something equally long and (most likely) dull. Instead, I find that I'm thinking that Dan does, indeed, owe Katie. DBAPaul ... until he gives Katie the magic wand, he also vibrates. Ewwww.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 12:29:04 -0800

Just like to say I'm with Katie and CoFenchurch that was one of the best inadvertent derails ever.

By: dg

dg — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 15:23:20 -0800

Good luck Katie - it's a shame that a columnist had to get so much publicity at someone else's expense, though.

By: ODiV

ODiV — Thu, 28 Nov 2002 18:06:39 -0800

Seeing as the site's back up, I tried reading it... and Katie just seemed incredibly annoying, not that Dan Savage was much better mind you. I just get the feeling she wrote all this with a self vindicating website in mind.

By: Fofer

Fofer — Fri, 29 Nov 2002 00:50:33 -0800

Agreed. She's clearly playing the sassy coquette, and Dan's just not interested. Ha ha, we get it, you want your 5 bucks. Leave Dan alone, get over it, it's not funny, we don't care.

By: Dreama

Dreama — Fri, 29 Nov 2002 01:57:14 -0800

In a world where Karyn gets $20k for nothing, I think Katie deserves her wand.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Sat, 30 Nov 2002 21:57:11 -0800

like we needed any more proof that dan savage is lame. what a maroon.