Sex: F*%k Furniture
December 4, 2002 1:37 AM Subscribe
The internet may have given us a whole new access route to big-scale sex gadgets, like adult baby cribs and The Houdini Box, but sex furniture has been around since Botticelli. By Sally Trash.
"But what is the use of a link on sex furniture," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
posted by SealWyf at 9:03 AM on December 4, 2002
posted by SealWyf at 9:03 AM on December 4, 2002
"But what is the use of a link on sex furniture," thought Alice, "without pictures...?"
And pictures might also help convince the reader that the sexual function was a design feature and not just Sally Trash's interpretation. After all, four-poster beds may be handy for bondage, but that doesn't mean it was the purpose of the design.
"It stood in a windowless room lined with polar bear fur and otherwise empty; it was upholstered in scarlet velvet, and had nine legs and seven arms" - The Curious Sofa.
posted by raygirvan at 11:13 AM on December 8, 2002
And pictures might also help convince the reader that the sexual function was a design feature and not just Sally Trash's interpretation. After all, four-poster beds may be handy for bondage, but that doesn't mean it was the purpose of the design.
"It stood in a windowless room lined with polar bear fur and otherwise empty; it was upholstered in scarlet velvet, and had nine legs and seven arms" - The Curious Sofa.
posted by raygirvan at 11:13 AM on December 8, 2002
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