Sex: F*%k Furniture

December 4, 2002 1:37 AM

The internet may have given us a whole new access route to big-scale sex gadgets, like adult baby cribs and The Houdini Box, but sex furniture has been around since Botticelli. By Sally Trash.
posted by giantkicks (4 comments total)

And sometimes furniture has it's own sex life.
posted by wobh at 6:31 AM on December 4, 2002

"But what is the use of a link on sex furniture," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
posted by SealWyf at 9:03 AM on December 4, 2002

Conversations not included.
posted by wobh at 9:51 AM on December 4, 2002

"But what is the use of a link on sex furniture," thought Alice, "without pictures...?"

And pictures might also help convince the reader that the sexual function was a design feature and not just Sally Trash's interpretation. After all, four-poster beds may be handy for bondage, but that doesn't mean it was the purpose of the design.

"It stood in a windowless room lined with polar bear fur and otherwise empty; it was upholstered in scarlet velvet, and had nine legs and seven arms" - The Curious Sofa.
posted by raygirvan at 11:13 AM on December 8, 2002