Magic 8 Ball Santa

December 5, 2002 9:10 AM

Magic 8 Ball Santa Witness the jiggling fat man! This couldn't wait for a Friday humor post. I've asked questions like: Will that cute brunette ever return my call? Will the Cincinnati Bengals go undefeated next year? Oh those lonely times at work...Huzzah!
posted by lheiskell (18 comments total)

Wow, that site almost manage to capture the fun and excitement of a REAL Magic 8-Ball!
posted by RylandDotNet at 9:29 AM on December 5, 2002

I asked Santa if he ever told the truth. Santa answered, "No."

The great Magic 8 Ball Santa Paradox!
posted by mikrophon at 9:31 AM on December 5, 2002

I asked I was going to get laid this weekend and santa said "does Prancer Prance?"

I don't know what to think of that.
posted by LouieLoco at 9:31 AM on December 5, 2002

find the link I meant to include here!
posted by mikrophon at 9:33 AM on December 5, 2002

Yeah, crazy louie, I got "Does Donder Dond?" What the hell is donding anyway? And how should I know if some also-ran reindeer does it?
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:39 AM on December 5, 2002

"does Prancer Prance?"

After a second, that phrase disappears and is replaced by, "yes."

Just be patient with Santa's wit.
posted by mikrophon at 9:42 AM on December 5, 2002

Or not.
posted by mikrophon at 9:43 AM on December 5, 2002

Here's a real 8-ball hooked up to a web cam and some Lego Mindstorm robotic gizmos. Ask away...

"H my 8-ball jacket?"
posted by Frank Grimes at 9:56 AM on December 5, 2002

Should read: "Has anyone seen my 8-ball jacket?"

David Putty, I'm looking at you...
posted by Frank Grimes at 10:03 AM on December 5, 2002

Santa Says: "Can't Think. "Jingle Bells." Stuck in my head."

Happens to me all the time.

BTW, Frank Grimes, that real 8-ball link is way cooler than the Santa.
posted by eyeballkid at 10:04 AM on December 5, 2002

That real 8-ball link is cool, but it seems the fates have conspired to keep my future a secret (screen grab).

I've found this never bodes well. If you don't hear from me again after Sunday, please know -- I loved you all.
posted by willnot at 10:22 AM on December 5, 2002

That real 8-ball link is cool, but it seems the fates have conspired to keep my future a secret

Reply hazy, ask again later. :D
posted by johnny vagabond at 10:38 AM on December 5, 2002

Argh! I've been redirected to a "Sorry" page as the target page seems to think that I don't have Flash. But I do have Flash installed on this copy of IE 5.5. Are all Javascript Flash sniffers screwed, or just those at the sites I've been visiting lately?
posted by maudlin at 10:41 AM on December 5, 2002

I love the mechanical 8-ball. Especially his worklog - although I wonder how much noise the rig now makes. Is he ever awoken late at night by the sound of someone halfway around the world asking for a fortune?
posted by wanderingmind at 11:18 AM on December 5, 2002

Never fear, Ufez. I asked Santa, "Does Donder dond?" and he said "Ho, ho, ho, heck no."
posted by footballrabi at 12:26 PM on December 5, 2002

I saw this posted on another newsblog with almost the same caption, except that "Who farted?" was left out on MeFi. What's the deal... are MeFi-ers too delicate to joke about farts?
posted by TreeHugger at 12:36 PM on December 5, 2002

No, I just left it out for no reason. I know, I know, it's lame but I get a kick out of the "Who Farted" gag every time .

I need help.
posted by lheiskell at 1:05 PM on December 5, 2002

I have to call the IRS tomorrow regarding some "issues". I asked the Santa 8 Ball "Will the IRS analy rape me when I call them ?" Its response was "Yes. Christmas is the time for giving !"

I'm doomed.
posted by Greggbert at 3:43 PM on December 5, 2002