Comments on: Magic 8 Ball Santa

Magic 8 Ball Santa

lheiskell — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:10:15 -0800

Magic 8 Ball Santa Witness the jiggling fat man! This couldn't wait for a Friday humor post. I've asked questions like: Will that cute brunette ever return my call? Will the Cincinnati Bengals go undefeated next year? Oh those lonely times at work...Huzzah!

By: RylandDotNet

RylandDotNet — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:29:58 -0800

Wow, that site almost manage to capture the fun and excitement of a REAL Magic 8-Ball!

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:31:07 -0800

I asked Santa if he ever told the truth. Santa answered, "No." The great Magic 8 Ball Santa Paradox!

By: LouieLoco

LouieLoco — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:31:58 -0800

I asked I was going to get laid this weekend and santa said "does Prancer Prance?" I don't know what to think of that.

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:33:25 -0800

find the link I meant to include here!

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:39:28 -0800

Yeah, crazy louie, I got "Does Donder Dond?" What the hell is donding anyway? And how should I know if some also-ran reindeer does it?

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:42:13 -0800

"does Prancer Prance?" After a second, that phrase disappears and is replaced by, "yes." Just be patient with Santa's wit.

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:43:49 -0800

Or not.

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 09:56:32 -0800

Here's a real 8-ball hooked up to a web cam and some Lego Mindstorm robotic gizmos. Ask away... "H my 8-ball jacket?"

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 10:03:54 -0800

Should read: "Has anyone seen my 8-ball jacket?" David Putty, I'm looking at you...

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 10:04:54 -0800

Santa Says: "Can't Think. "Jingle Bells." Stuck in my head." Happens to me all the time. BTW, Frank Grimes, that real 8-ball link is way cooler than the Santa.

By: willnot

willnot — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 10:22:41 -0800

That real 8-ball link is cool, but it seems the fates have conspired to keep my future a secret (screen grab). I've found this never bodes well. If you don't hear from me again after Sunday, please know -- I loved you all.

By: johnny vagabond

johnny vagabond — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 10:38:35 -0800

That real 8-ball link is cool, but it seems the fates have conspired to keep my future a secret Reply hazy, ask again later. :D

By: maudlin

maudlin — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 10:41:55 -0800

Argh! I've been redirected to a "Sorry" page as the target page seems to think that I don't have Flash. But I do have Flash installed on this copy of IE 5.5. Are all Javascript Flash sniffers screwed, or just those at the sites I've been visiting lately?

By: wanderingmind

wanderingmind — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 11:18:46 -0800

I love the mechanical 8-ball. Especially his worklog - although I wonder how much noise the rig now makes. Is he ever awoken late at night by the sound of someone halfway around the world asking for a fortune?

By: footballrabi

footballrabi — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 12:26:08 -0800

Never fear, Ufez. I asked Santa, "Does Donder dond?" and he said "Ho, ho, ho, heck no."

By: TreeHugger

TreeHugger — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 12:36:40 -0800

I saw this posted on another newsblog with almost the same caption, except that "Who farted?" was left out on MeFi. What's the deal... are MeFi-ers too delicate to joke about farts?

By: lheiskell

lheiskell — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 13:05:05 -0800

No, I just left it out for no reason. I know, I know, it's lame but I get a kick out of the "Who Farted" gag every time . I need help.

By: Greggbert

Greggbert — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:43:35 -0800

I have to call the IRS tomorrow regarding some "issues". I asked the Santa 8 Ball "Will the IRS analy rape me when I call them ?" Its response was "Yes. Christmas is the time for giving !" I'm doomed.