Comments on: Random generators of slogans and acronyms

Random generators of slogans and acronyms

Carlos Quevedo — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:07:35 -0800

Will Sir be needing a catchy slogan to go with that acronym?

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:11:11 -0800

"Daddy or Metafilter?"

By: zekinskia

zekinskia — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:11:37 -0800

Recently : 9 footer Steve fart Patrick a dick Rajit Scorch God Bless 'Merica *brushes tear from cheeck*

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:13:52 -0800

Just One Goatsxe - Give It To Me!

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:14:23 -0800

"Two Hours of Booger in Just Two Calories." It's true!

By: sklero

sklero — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:15:30 -0800

A couple: "Come See the Softer Side of Warzawa." "Kids Will Do Anything for Turdz™"

By: johnnyboy

johnnyboy — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:17:57 -0800

what's in your fuckwit?

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:18:31 -0800

I Feel Like My Wife Tonight. Do You, uh, My Wife? Things Happen After a My Wife. Get the Door - It's My Wife. Only The Crumbliest Flakiest My Wife. So glad she doesn't read the filter.

By: sklero

sklero — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:19:19 -0800

"Good Hitler Has Danish Written All Over It." help...

By: gazingus

gazingus — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:19:32 -0800

No Metafilter, No Comment

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:32:20 -0800

Good Gravy

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:33:36 -0800

Best. Metafilter. Ever.

By: grum@work

grum@work — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:35:05 -0800

Nothing Sucks Like A Metafilter Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Metafilter With A Name Like Metafilter, It Has To Be Good I...can't...stop... Metafilter is for Kids, Silly Rabbit *explodes*

By: Foosnark

Foosnark — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:39:23 -0800

Better living through Metafilter! Thank Metafilter it's Friday! (heeee!) Metafilter comes to those who wait. (Depends on server load...)

By: VulcanMike

VulcanMike — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:41:46 -0800

Men Can't Help Acting On Kottke In A Box.

By: Mid

Mid — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:43:14 -0800

Evil popups on 1st link.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:44:18 -0800

"Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Fuckwit Fits." That's the greatest web thing ever, of all time, until the heat death of the universe for spitting that one out.

By: whatzit

whatzit — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:45:13 -0800

I'm wondering if this is the same Kevan behind the brains? (1 pop-up waiting). His whole site is full of interesting stuff...

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:08:54 -0800

"If You Like A Lot Of Miguelcardoso On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club." Ewww.

By: clockwork

clockwork — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:18:37 -0800

Smart. Beautiful. Metafilter. ha!

By: oissubke

oissubke — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:22:59 -0800

"Choosy Moms Choose Oissubke."

By: xmutex

xmutex — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:27:02 -0800

that _so_ rules. thanks for the links.

By: kokogiak

kokogiak — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:27:38 -0800

"A Finger of Kokogiak is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat." Eeew.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:31:44 -0800

"Feel the Kafkaesque" Well, I can get behind that.

By: dazed_one

dazed_one — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:32:23 -0800

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Dazed_one. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

By: mnology

mnology — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:32:39 -0800

"It Could Be Soylent Green."

By: Steve_at_Linnwood

Steve_at_Linnwood — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:34:42 -0800

Get the Door - It's MiguelCardoso. Ahhhhh!

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:48:43 -0800

Matt Haughey—Austrailian for beer. Mathowie prevents that sinking feeling. It's not TV. It's hama7. Because y2karl can't drive. (guh?) Thank MiguelCardoso it's Friday.

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:56:39 -0800

Any Time, Any Place, Grabbingsand. The Grabbingsand That Likes To Say Yes. Make It A Grabbingsand Night. hmm. bit of a theme there.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:57:34 -0800

Say It With Fall Of The Roman Empire. America's Most Trusted Fall Of The Roman Empire. Little. Yellow. Different. Fall Of The Roman Empire. Ribbed For Her Fall Of The Roman Empire. Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Fall Of The Roman Empire. And so on.

By: hama7

hama7 — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 15:58:20 -0800

"You're never alone with a fuckwit." The surrealist site has some other interesting features as well! "Australians Wouldn't Give A Huppugeek For Anything Else."

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:05:02 -0800

Double the Pleasure, Double the Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority. Don't You Just Love Being In Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority? Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority-Lickin' Good. Leave the Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority to Us. It's Not TV. It's Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority. Oh man!

By: Pancake Overlord

Pancake Overlord — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:17:49 -0800

You Can Do It When You PancakeOverlord It. So damn true.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:19:42 -0800

If you've got the time, we've got the shuggoth. I could stay here for weeks. WEEKS.

By: fishfucker

fishfucker — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:20:25 -0800

Happiness is a Cigar Called Fishfucker. it's true. But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Fishfucker. dirty words entertain non-stop. and of course, the one we all knew was coming: Nothing Sucks Like A Fishfucker. anyhow, i'm ashamed that i can be entertained by this pap. but not too much.

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:32:04 -0800

Make fun of Metatalk. Well, if you insist. Don't get mad, get Metatalk. Wouldn't you rather be beating a dead horse? It's Shake-'n'-Beating a Dead Horse, and I helped. Get the door—it's beating a dead horse. Nothing acts faster than beating a dead horse. Pardon me, do you have any grey Metafilter thongs? You're never alone with a Metafilter thong. Sweet as the moment deleted thread went "Pop." Mama Mia! That'sa one spicy deleted thread! There's first love, and there's doublepost love. And my favorite: Metatalk: Wait til we get our guidelines on you.

By: chipr

chipr — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:34:45 -0800

I wish to report that pancakes is eminently sloganizable.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:37:52 -0800

Lets start a club: M.A.A.S.U : Midwest Asian American Strom Thurman Union

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:39:21 -0800

And I like this slogan: Don't Leave Home Without Drunken Whores.

By: Pancake Overlord

Pancake Overlord — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 16:48:19 -0800

Far From the Pancakeoverlording Crowd

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:01:35 -0800

"The right assclown at the right time." Indeed.

By: phong3d

phong3d — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:02:42 -0800

I'm Only Here For The Intergalactic Cyborg Space-Demon Tentacle Rape Aren't we all...

By: Homeskillet Freshy Fresh

Homeskillet Freshy Fresh — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:06:45 -0800

Fresh - The Freshmaker!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:08:42 -0800

I'm not Just the Cockeyed Absurdist, I'm a Member. That goes beyond sloganeering into abstract comic genius...

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:13:30 -0800

There's no Wrong Way to Eat an Asian.

By: jfuller

jfuller — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:14:07 -0800

Old Ones > Do you eat the Old Ones last? Rolls helplessly on floor spewing coffee through nose. (And I wasn't even drinking coffee...)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:21:08 -0800

Try Jonmc, You'll Like It. Ya hear that, ladies...?!

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:21:22 -0800

Because Pussy is Complicated Enough. Word. [/insensitive high school humor]

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:24:04 -0800

A Finger of Jonmc is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. That's just scary...

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:26:04 -0800

Unzip a Jonmc. Now you're talkin' sense...

By: swift

swift — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:27:37 -0800

I Like the Urethra in You. Recommended By Dr. Urethra. The Urethra Sign Means Happy Motoring. Don't Say Brown, Say "Urethra". You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Urethra. Urethra - The Appetizer! Nothing Comes Between Me And My Urethra.

By: swift

swift — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:32:52 -0800

Let Your O Canada! Our Home And Native Land! True Patriot Love In All Thy Sons Command. With Glowing Hearts We See Thee Rise, The True North Strong And Free! From Far And Wide, O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee. God Keep Our Land Glorious And Free! O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee. O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee Do The Walking.

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:37:40 -0800

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for MetaTalk.

By: Stauf

Stauf — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:55:31 -0800

Tastes great, less Nazis The Nazis of a new generation You've got questions, we've got Nazis Get the door, it's Nazis The world's local Nazis Wouldn't you rather be Nazis Wow, I must sound like a WWII obsessed, uh.. Nazi. But it works so well...

By: inpHilltr8r

inpHilltr8r — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:59:37 -0800

Obey Your inpHilltr8r.

By: hilatron

hilatron — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:06:45 -0800

The Hilatron with the Less Fattening Centres Great, now diet addicts are gonna be chasing me around like that Snackwell's guy...

By: G_Ask

G_Ask — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:09:46 -0800

for the man-- "Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Carlos Quevedo" and-- "If you want to get ahead, get a Gay" (thanks Carlos)

By: four panels

four panels — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:33:16 -0800

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your 3 Inch Meat Machine.

By: marmot

marmot — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:40:54 -0800

Time to make the crack! It takes a tough man to make a tender newt. Yay, Carlos!

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:41:32 -0800

Now, here's something that was clearly looking for a good slogan. Kids will do anything for a war on Iraq. The coolest war on Iraq on ice. Ain't no party like a war on Iraq party. War on Iraq saves your soul. I'd like to buy the world a war on Iraq. Put a war on Iraq in your tank. Get the war on Iraq habit. Men can't help acting on war on Iraq. It's a new war on Iraq every day. War on Iraq—the appetizer! With a name like war on Iraq, it has to be good. And further proof of the failure of "don't ask, don't tell": Life's Pretty Straight Without The United States Military.

By: eddydamascene

eddydamascene — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:43:23 -0800

What Can Eddydamascene Do For You? You Like Eddydamascene. Eddydamascene Likes You. You Need An Eddydamascene. Reach Out and Touch Eddydamascene. Feel the Eddydamascene. Fall Into The Eddydamascene. Top Breeders Recommend Eddydamascene.

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:02:59 -0800

This is not your father's Ufez. Where Ufez is a pleasure. You deserve an Ufez today. I couldn't agree more.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:26:36 -0800

Couldn't resist: "It's Shake 'n' Fold_and_mutilate, and I Helped."

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:37:54 -0800

Happiness is Pony-Shaped.

By: Silune

Silune — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:46:57 -0800

Choosy Mothers Choose Abortion. It's an Abortion Adventure. Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Abortion from the Oven. Top Breeders Recommend Abortion. So Easy, No Wonder Abortion is #1. Sweet as the Moment When the Abortion Went "Pop" Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Abortion. The Abortion Of A New Generation. Abortion Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

By: Fezboy!

Fezboy! — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:47:56 -0800

The Grandma's Surprise With The Hole.

By: riffola

riffola — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 19:54:57 -0800

Sometimes You Feel Like a Doublepostguy, Sometimes You Don't. We'll Leave The Doublepostguy On For You. Tell Them About The Doublepostguy, Mummy. Oh man the thread cracked me up.

By: kindall

kindall — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 20:39:59 -0800

Come See the Softer Side of Motherfucker. Put A Motherfucker In Your Tank. Gives A Meal Motherfucker-Appeal. Say It With Motherfucker. The Motherfucker Goes Straight to your Head. Indeed it does.

By: epersonae

epersonae — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 20:59:16 -0800

every epersonae helps. (well, I do try.) and it seems to go well with: AEP: Associate Epersonae Professional.

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 21:04:36 -0800

Big Chocolate Kirkaracha. Happiness is Kirkaracha-shaped. Kirkaracha just feels better. Just for the Taste of Blowjob. Making Blowjob Taste Better. The Curiously Strong Blowjob. How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Butt? You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Butt. Gives A Meal Butt-Appeal. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Butt.

By: Stauf

Stauf — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 21:11:27 -0800

Baby, It's What's For Dinner. Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Baby. Kills All Known Babies - Dead. Taste The Baby Oh Hungry? Oh Baby. How Do You Eat Your Baby? Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Baby. Have You Forgotten How Good Baby Tastes. I Feel Like Baby Tonight. There's No Wrong Way To Eat A Baby. More Baby Please. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Baby. Made In Scotland From Baby.

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 21:14:13 -0800

Silune and Stauf, you are both going straight to hell. I love it.

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 21:24:07 -0800

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Lynsey. Word.

By: alex_reno

alex_reno — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 21:58:26 -0800

Because Alex_reno Can't Drive. True enough. Make Fun of Alex_reno. Hey! There's Always Room For Alex_reno. One would hope. Super Alex_reno is Almost Here. Ok, now I'm worried...

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 22:08:52 -0800

See The Softer Side Of Vidiot I'm not objecting...

By: plemeljr

plemeljr — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 22:48:35 -0800

Smart. Beautiful. Fucking A Stranger In The Ass. Tense, Nervous, Fucking A Stranger In The Ass? Reach for the Fucking A Stranger In The Ass. The Best Fucking A Stranger In The Ass A Man Can Get. See The Big Lebowski. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

By: Artifice_Eternity

Artifice_Eternity — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 23:28:50 -0800

When you get tired of this, check out Maxx Klaxon's Slogantron 4000. Reject Violent Radio Power! Expose Burning Electro Rhythmics! Devour Damaged Bass Panic! Annihilate Bittersweet Robo Waves! etc.

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 00:32:47 -0800

resist uniform audio tracks! Now there's a cause I could get behind.

By: salmacis

salmacis — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 01:00:06 -0800

Those advertising slogans all look like they come from British TV ads.

By: brittney

brittney — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 01:31:31 -0800

There's no wrong way to eat a Brittney. (!) It takes a tough man to make a tender Brittney. (!!) Can't do it in real life? Do it on a Brittney.(!!!)

By: faustessa

faustessa — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 01:41:52 -0800

Do the faustessa.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 04:20:08 -0800

"Top Breeders Recommend Abortion" is quite sublime.

By: Summer

Summer — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 04:21:55 -0800

I don't think so, Samalcis. I think it's a mix of UK, US and maybe Australian. I'm guessing though.

By: thewittyname

thewittyname — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 05:55:49 -0800

Poppin' Fresh Dick Cheney's Secret Lair. / Come One, Come All To Dick Cheney's Secret Lair. / So Easy, No Wonder Dick Cheney's Secret Lair is #1. / Dick Cheney's Secret Lair Really Satisfies. / Nobody Does It Like Dick Cheney's Secret Lair. There is definitely a theme here...

By: walrus

walrus — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 06:08:17 -0800

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Walrus.

By: putzface_dickman

putzface_dickman — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 06:13:46 -0800

Ring around the putzface gets wash clean.

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 06:30:51 -0800

For the rock in me . . . "AUMPS: Apollo Up Marga Pracaraka Samgha" "Make Apollo Up Yours" For the me in me . . . "It Needn't Be Hell With Mikrophon." "BM: Basal Mikrophon" I guess I get some work done later . . . and it's not as though we don't all already know about this . . .

By: fredosan

fredosan — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 08:35:44 -0800

Things Go Better with Fredosan. If they say so.

By: tolkhan

tolkhan — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 09:28:32 -0800

There's first love, and there's tolkhan love.

By: Summer

Summer — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 09:31:24 -0800

I've just thought of a new game. Name the products that go with the slogans.

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 11:51:51 -0800

Ribbed for Her Blogging Because I'm Worth Blogging The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Blogging Monsieur, with this blogging you are really spoiling us

By: fishfucker

fishfucker — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 12:44:34 -0800

wow. you guys broke it. (they pulled it due to high bandwidth).

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 13:45:43 -0800

*shuffles away despondently*

By: Sonny Jim

Sonny Jim — Fri, 06 Dec 2002 21:32:04 -0800

*Runs off to patent the Self Contained Underwater Blowjob Apparatus...*

By: Kevan

Kevan — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 00:49:58 -0800

It's back up, now.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 10:58:30 -0800

Feel The y2karl There Ain't No Party Like A Y2karl Party. Hope It's Y2karl, It's Y2karl, We Hope It's Y2karl... You Can Do It When You Y2karl It. Hey, how'd I miss this? It's true that I've never driven though...