Comments on: Buy a bush?

Buy a bush?

Tryptophan-5ht — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:06:13 -0800

The Dubya Doll is making its way through commercial America. With 17 slogans and phrases, such as "We will continue putting food on your family." what red-blooded American wouldn't want one?

"My Daddy was President you know." not included.

By: four panels

four panels — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:11:20 -0800

Can you take his clothes off?

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:12:00 -0800

The phrase is "you're working hard to put food on your family". It is one of the finest quotes of the past 100 years.

By: NGnerd

NGnerd — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:17:36 -0800

with the mix of patriotic and idiotic sayings i really can't tell if this is parody or not. Oh well, as long as it has that famous saying about not being tricked i'll take one.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:18:25 -0800

Excuse me, four panels. [rams heated spike into eyes]

By: donkeyschlong

donkeyschlong — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:38:53 -0800

c'mon. bush is a stud.

By: kokogiak

kokogiak — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 16:44:15 -0800

As in "Equine" stud, "Dude" stud, or "2x4" stud?

By: donkeyschlong

donkeyschlong — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:07:16 -0800

yes.

By: TBoneMcCool

TBoneMcCool — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:07:40 -0800

If you're not interested in a talking Bush doll in your Christmas stocking, maybe an Osama bin Laden action figure (complete with military jeep and bodyguards) would add a special dose of holiday cheer to your life.

By: Degaz

Degaz — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:29:38 -0800

I would so buy the Bush doll if it had the hilarious fool me once bit

By: KettleBlack

KettleBlack — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:30:23 -0800

put food on--> lay food on --> lay down some phat beats...perhaps he was trying to use slang?? Surely the president isn't just stupid. Surely he's a brilliant psychotic Yalie?? I mean that would make sense right?? I don't think your dad being at the helm of the CIA and country constitutes a normal upbringing. o<

By: scody

scody — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:40:57 -0800

Does it come with its own psychiatrist doll, complete with papers certifying that Dubya is a sociopath?

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 17:49:21 -0800

Well, at least it's neurologically correct.

By: lazaruslong

lazaruslong — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 18:29:43 -0800

maybe he should come with a little bottle of jack daniels, because as we all know, bush has dry drunk syndrome.

By: hama7

hama7 — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 20:40:33 -0800

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." -Charlie McCarthy (Which is who this doll actually looks like. I mean, what about all that hilarious chimp stuff?)

By: Beholder

Beholder — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 23:03:49 -0800

How about a Slick Willy doll that says your daughter is safe with me, or maybe the doll can say if you tell anyone, they won't believe you.

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 23:42:26 -0800

Surely "I did not have sex with that woman" is the sine qua non of any Clinton doll.

By: straight

straight — Tue, 10 Dec 2002 11:46:31 -0800

How about a Slick Willy doll that says your daughter is safe with me, or maybe the doll can say if you tell anyone, they won't believe you. Because the funny part is using actual quotes. (On preview, what Joe's Spleen said).