Comments on: Budget Orgy Calculator

Budget Orgy Calculator

madamjujujive — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 21:07:02 -0800

Budget Orgy Calculator - tis the season for festivities, but all those galas can be a bit hard on the wallet. This handy party planner helps you to calculate your costs in advance and keeps you from forgetting important details.

By: donovan

donovan — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 21:12:39 -0800

Gold lamé swaddled goats . . . $666.00 Virgin deaf-mute gospel choir . . . $510.00/day Large slotted wooden spoons . . . $109.00 Roman style orgy at the Brookfield, Wisconsin Kiwanis Club Ballroom . . . priceless

By: MaddCutty

MaddCutty — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 21:54:20 -0800

I want to know what the Market Price is for the virgins. I bought everything and it came to 9955.01. Just put it on my mastercard.

By: condour75

condour75 — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 21:55:56 -0800

hehehe ... the picture alone would make that page worthwhile, but the idea of an orgy happening in a TGI Fridays' in Moonachie, NJ -- great stuff. Reminds me of an Onion article from a while back.

By: RJ Reynolds

RJ Reynolds — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 21:56:43 -0800

Jesus. Seems like I get invited to all the low-rent orgies. I haven't know what I've been missing!

By: RJ Reynolds

RJ Reynolds — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 22:02:59 -0800

Oh, and btw: "The value of a virgins Kesuvah according to the accepted Ashkenazi custom, varies between $12,987.00 and $13,782.00." (source) (please also see: Exodus 22:16-17)

By: Nothing

Nothing — Tue, 10 Dec 2002 00:18:01 -0800

Four molasses-slathered toy poodles sets you back $2,100.00? Damn.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Tue, 10 Dec 2002 07:22:38 -0800

*dancing for joy here, madamjujujive!*

By: Fabulon7

Fabulon7 — Tue, 10 Dec 2002 18:24:17 -0800

Wow. My orgies are so much less :::creative::: than this.