Comments on: Entrances to Hell

Entrances to Hell

staggernation — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:18:04 -0800

abound throughout the United Kingdom. Who knew?

By: vraxoin

vraxoin — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:23:57 -0800

I have to say I'm skeptical about some of those radiation counts. Honestly: 0.0009841 spectrons for a single doorway? Why, that's enough to give Old Scratch himself a sixth eye!

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:24:43 -0800

Super Link Performance! I thank you.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:31:45 -0800

Non-descript metal doors have always been a little mysterious to me. Now I can add a creepy filter too.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:38:54 -0800

Braaashteeefunorvallishhtuuu Satan's heat-image can sometimes be seen here and it has recently been proven that all of the earth's insects were born just inside the metal door That's some serious insect output, but when you consider the sheer number of unnecessary vowels in the location's name, it all comes clear. Also, that name sounds like throwing up after 12 pints of lager, 2 onion bhajees and a chicken vindaloo.

By: biscotti

biscotti — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:40:04 -0800

This is awesome. Just the right mix of earnest sincerity and complete insanity. Great link, staggernation. There are several miles of beech panelling in the tunnels and it can be made invisible Beech panelling! So fashionable! It must be specially-treated so as not to burn, I wonder if Home Depot has a special section? And is it the whole schmeer or just the panelling that can be made invisible?

By: Grangousier

Grangousier — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:44:54 -0800

It's like The Falls imagined by Vic Reeves! Thank you vastly, staggernation!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:46:10 -0800

We don't have any around here, so we're digging our own.

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:51:54 -0800

Cooool. What a cool site. I sooo wish I'd thought of it. Heh. (My links, that pale in comparison) Is this ugliest of webpages appropriately also a gate to hell? What the hell is hell, anyway? If you enter this Hellsite, will it really infect your computer with viruses and ruin your credit? Is there a portal in Michigan or New York? And can you display http://www.hell.no/? Hell, no.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:54:25 -0800

This is the devil's primary access to Greater Manchester. : )

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 09:55:32 -0800

Crash, now that is truly hellish.

By: risenc

risenc — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 10:01:28 -0800

This is awesome. A place called Badadada Tatatata. 'nuff said.

By: gravelshoes

gravelshoes — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 10:01:46 -0800

I like this very much. thankyou

By: Satapher

Satapher — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 10:08:18 -0800

my favorite is Chee-Ops

By: Grangousier

Grangousier — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 10:19:26 -0800

Or possibly Water Wrackets imagined by Chris Morris and Alexander Michael St John.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:05:09 -0800

Safety Rules: Rule 1: It may be an obvious thing to say but NEVER try to go inside an Entrance to Hell. Rule 2: Always approach an entrance on your stomach. Rule 3: Don't shout at the devil (not even with good news). Rule 4: Wear rubber gloves for 3 or 4 days after your visit. So many jokes, so little time.

By: riviera

riviera — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:07:17 -0800

I spy conspiracy. No mention for Swindon. Or Streatham.

By: kozad

kozad — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:23:23 -0800

The names alone are worth a visit.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:27:01 -0800

I spy conspiracy. No mention for Swindon. Or Streatham. ENTRANCES to hell, Riv. Not the place itself. Yeah, that's right. I'm taking the piss from places I've never been. Sue me.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:43:47 -0800

Hellmouthspotting. I guess things got pretty dull after trainspotting was declared "suspicious activity"

By: Lord Chancellor

Lord Chancellor — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:46:28 -0800

Cobblers ceases to exist for a few minutes every Wednesday morning. Excellent, simply excellent.

By: BigPicnic

BigPicnic — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 12:12:21 -0800

I agree with the unanimous approval of the site, however what's with the incongruously cheerful purple & yellow color scheme?

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 12:32:24 -0800

Marvelous. The names alone are enough to recommend it. But crash, did you have to link to that picture? Ever since I saw Fort ress, those giant dumptrucks give me the creepy-crawlies...

By: pekar wood

pekar wood — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 12:40:21 -0800

Who knew? Shok knew.

By: jcruelty

jcruelty — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 12:46:44 -0800

That is so odd. I really like the deadpan tone of it.

By: hama7

hama7 — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 15:41:53 -0800

Nice link, nice hell-gates. Graffiti really sucks.

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 15:55:55 -0800

But where is Dudley? Anyone got a good shot of Merry Hill to send them?

By: kerplunk

kerplunk — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 13:09:48 -0800

Dudley is in the West Midlands, near Birmingham.

By: kerplunk

kerplunk — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 13:10:25 -0800

Oh, you meant why wasn't it included. Durrr.