Comments on: The John Ashcroft Snow Globe

The John Ashcroft Snow Globe

condour75 — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 00:06:01 -0800

The John Ashcroft Snow Globe. Make your own punch line. Other merchandise on the site includes a literal Bible Belt, and what I believe to be Newt Gingrich underoos of some sort.

By: Dinzie

Dinzie — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 00:25:41 -0800

I hear that their Strom Thurmond Extra Strength Bleach (to keep everything you own extra, extra white) will be endorsed by Senator Lott.

By: eddydamascene

eddydamascene — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 01:01:14 -0800

Ashcroft has one. Do you still want it?

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 02:00:25 -0800

"We like to play with this idea of taking something very innocent and suggesting an undercurrent." --from eddydamascene's link Hmmm.

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 02:04:13 -0800

—"the end of Welfare as we know it."--from the original linked site Wasn't that a Clinton line?

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 04:52:11 -0800

Crisco snow?

By: ElvisJesus

ElvisJesus — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 05:43:52 -0800

Did the phrase Nuclear Winter enter anyone else's mind when they saw this?

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 07:32:17 -0800

This stuff is way cool. Thanks for the link, condour. Apparantly they sent one of the Bush v. Gore towels to Justice Souter. Heh. The stuff's a bit pricey, and awfully rare. I don't really see them being of much worth to anyone 20 years from now, so it's probably a pretty crappy investment. But you never know. And I'd be scared to wear Newt's face on my crotch. *the burning! the buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurning!*

By: samuelad

samuelad — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 08:04:08 -0800

Newt Underoos? Aquaman, step aside.

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Fri, 13 Dec 2002 09:44:45 -0800

Wow, that will go nicely on the mantel with my Dubya Doll.