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December 31, 2002 12:08 PM Subscribe
tehsux.com is ridiculously stupid, asinine and horrible on so many levels. Yet totally hilarious.
This post was deleted for the following reason: "Totally hilarious" is a gross overstatement
"see, god is like a drunk wife beater. you're like a filthy trailer park slut he mistakenly married."
um, when do i begin ROFL?
posted by quonsar at 12:21 PM on December 31, 2002
um, when do i begin ROFL?
posted by quonsar at 12:21 PM on December 31, 2002
People were lining up yesterday to wash Dave Barry's car. I think I'm at the wrong site.
posted by websavvy at 12:24 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by websavvy at 12:24 PM on December 31, 2002
tehsux.com is ridiculously stupid, asinine and horrible on so many levels. Yet totally hilarious.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:26 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:26 PM on December 31, 2002
poot1 says, "peut-je utiliser tes culottes pour faire la soupe?"
Eclipse [to poot1]: mais non, monsieur, utilizes-vous les butts!
Evil says, "all this french talk among friends is giving me a platonic hard-on"
Gilmore says, "i sure wouldn't mind a platonic blowjob"
poot1 [to Gilmore]: I think Plato is dead, man
Sadly enough, I think whoever has this site might be on to something. Either way, my two year old really likes the large white font on black background. He says it's fascinating. I'm not kidding, either.
posted by ashbury at 12:28 PM on December 31, 2002
Eclipse [to poot1]: mais non, monsieur, utilizes-vous les butts!
Evil says, "all this french talk among friends is giving me a platonic hard-on"
Gilmore says, "i sure wouldn't mind a platonic blowjob"
poot1 [to Gilmore]: I think Plato is dead, man
Sadly enough, I think whoever has this site might be on to something. Either way, my two year old really likes the large white font on black background. He says it's fascinating. I'm not kidding, either.
posted by ashbury at 12:28 PM on December 31, 2002
I dunno. I thought it was humorous in parts. I'm drinkin' though.
posted by rocketpup at 12:28 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by rocketpup at 12:28 PM on December 31, 2002
trixare4kids, perhaps you're a few timezones ahead of us, and already totally blotto? Give us a few hours to catch up.
posted by waldo at 12:42 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by waldo at 12:42 PM on December 31, 2002
The most amusing part is the mental picture I get of these guys. It makes me happy to think they have found others like themselves.
some of it really was funny though.
posted by supershauna at 12:46 PM on December 31, 2002
some of it really was funny though.
posted by supershauna at 12:46 PM on December 31, 2002
It goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said "The big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church-goer. - Holden, Chasing Amy
posted by RylandDotNet at 12:52 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by RylandDotNet at 12:52 PM on December 31, 2002
People were lining up yesterday to wash Dave Barry's car.
That's because Dave Barry is funny.
posted by timeistight at 12:54 PM on December 31, 2002
That's because Dave Barry is funny.
posted by timeistight at 12:54 PM on December 31, 2002
The cable delivery mission concept for GTA was amusing for true.
posted by rudyfink at 1:09 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by rudyfink at 1:09 PM on December 31, 2002
I would rathar spend tiem looking at jeffk's website, not sum imitatar's.
posted by Smart Dalek at 1:22 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by Smart Dalek at 1:22 PM on December 31, 2002
Gilmore says, "the dirt bike in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is called the 'Sanchez'. i don't think this is a coincidence."
Comedy gold. Seriously.
posted by haqspan at 1:26 PM on December 31, 2002
Comedy gold. Seriously.
posted by haqspan at 1:26 PM on December 31, 2002
I'm pretty sure this is a cut-and-paste from a LambdaMOO conversation. Only losers still hang out on LambdaMOO.
posted by crunchland at 1:34 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by crunchland at 1:34 PM on December 31, 2002
"c'mon, even the timecube guy was fourteen once."
No, four times.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:44 PM on December 31, 2002 [1 favorite]
No, four times.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:44 PM on December 31, 2002 [1 favorite]
Holy shit skryche that JerkCity is funny just like Tom Green's testicular cancer is funny
posted by vito90 at 1:53 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by vito90 at 1:53 PM on December 31, 2002
I thought it was funny. One person's humor is another's dick and fart joke I suppose.
posted by aaronscool at 2:09 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by aaronscool at 2:09 PM on December 31, 2002
Gilmore slides down the stairs on a shield, firing arrows into everyone's crotches.
djpie says, "hey ow"
dawnx0r says, "YOU HAVE PIERCED MY CROTCH"
Gilmore [to dawnx0r]: here, let me suck out the poison
Gilmore says, "you know, from the arrow.. which was poisoned"
Funny.
posted by mediareport at 2:10 PM on December 31, 2002
djpie says, "hey ow"
dawnx0r says, "YOU HAVE PIERCED MY CROTCH"
Gilmore [to dawnx0r]: here, let me suck out the poison
Gilmore says, "you know, from the arrow.. which was poisoned"
Funny.
posted by mediareport at 2:10 PM on December 31, 2002
I see someone let the SomethingAwful goons out of their cages again.
posted by Zoyd Wheeler at 2:20 PM on December 31, 2002
posted by Zoyd Wheeler at 2:20 PM on December 31, 2002
Oh comon, in a bit of a sophmoric way it is funny in a few parts. Made me laugh out loud, i'll be making usage out of asshattitude.
adampsyche, I don't know what that has to do with this thread, but I have to second that Word. Pancake delivery is tre fat. My local IHOP needs that.
Gilmore says, "the dirt bike in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is called the 'Sanchez'. i don't think this is a coincidence."
Dare I mention i said the same thing last week...
posted by shadow45 at 3:12 PM on December 31, 2002
adampsyche, I don't know what that has to do with this thread, but I have to second that Word. Pancake delivery is tre fat. My local IHOP needs that.
Gilmore says, "the dirt bike in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is called the 'Sanchez'. i don't think this is a coincidence."
Dare I mention i said the same thing last week...
posted by shadow45 at 3:12 PM on December 31, 2002
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posted by bradth27 at 12:16 PM on December 31, 2002