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January 2, 2003 12:56 AM   Subscribe

Visualizations for spiritual and prayer work. Begin your year with one of these intriguing "visualizations." You know: stuff like the supreme court, Mr. Cheney, and kids whacked out on drugs and the rock music. My first visualization is that these poor children escape the luxurious beard into which they've been vignetted.
posted by merlinmann (23 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
Wow, could be scenes from the upcoming Fox series "When photoshop attacks."

These are great, especially the animations. So completely nuts.
posted by mathowie at 1:03 AM on January 2, 2003


The Eye... Oh Jesus, THE EYE!

God, that's brilliant. The wackification of Hindu iconography tips it over the edge, really. I sort of expect wacky Christian stuff from the English-speaking part of the the intarweb, but Hindu..? Mixed with Christian stuff..?

Healing vision around Mr. Cheney* is also hilarious. Many thanks for the link.

*possibly NSFW, has the bad words dontchaknow.
posted by kavasa at 4:12 AM on January 2, 2003


the purple donut of wrath will destroy iraq! destroy it, i say!
posted by andrew cooke at 4:18 AM on January 2, 2003


a cross between bhagavad gita and fark. ridiculicious!
posted by quonsar at 4:40 AM on January 2, 2003


I'm with kavasa, The Eye nearly finished me off. that is utterly fucking ridiculous.
posted by das_2099 at 4:52 AM on January 2, 2003


Ur, isn't that the Grateful Dead which is being overcome by an angel with a trumpet in the Rock and Drugs one (http://summitlh.com/visualize/youth/drugs8.html)?

The Eye is just too damned scary.
posted by jokeefe at 5:42 AM on January 2, 2003


Oh Lord, the two year old doing cocaine is too much... http://summitlh.com/visualize/youth/drugs10.html
posted by jokeefe at 5:45 AM on January 2, 2003


jokeefe, Use <a href="http://url.com">Link</a>

Excellent find.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:52 AM on January 2, 2003


I knew a guy into this "I AM/St. Germaine" group years ago. A stew of Hindu/Christian/spiritualist stuff with made-up Masters on some distant Tibetan peak...anyway, great way to start the day. Some of them (drugs/rock) I really don't get. Perhaps some instructions for us clueless ones would help.
posted by kozad at 6:03 AM on January 2, 2003


Oh, so *that's* how it's done! Duh. (Feels clueless but relieved.) Gracias. Testing. Metafilter Whoo!
posted by jokeefe at 6:04 AM on January 2, 2003


now i'm pissed. all that money to the cardiologist and he never said one word to me about the heart chakra booster.
posted by quonsar at 6:06 AM on January 2, 2003


george w. bush, having ascended the lofty throne of world leadership, picks the nose of saints.
posted by quonsar at 6:36 AM on January 2, 2003


I can't close the Heart Chakra browser window! Argh!!
posted by jennyb at 6:37 AM on January 2, 2003


It's good to see that in some of those pictures Jesus has a new shorter hair style. Now if we could just get rid of that facial hair . . .
posted by stvc15 at 7:25 AM on January 2, 2003


I like Cheney's wry smile as an angel dances on his head.
posted by VelvetHellvis at 7:33 AM on January 2, 2003


wry? i thought it was evil. maybe i'm interpreting this in the wrong way...
posted by andrew cooke at 7:39 AM on January 2, 2003


Most beguiling (1-5) mefi link in some time.
posted by Dick Paris at 10:07 AM on January 2, 2003


> isn't that the Grateful Dead which is being overcome by an
> angel with a trumpet in the Rock and Drugs one

Hey, I thought the dude with the horn just wanted to jam.
posted by jfuller at 10:15 AM on January 2, 2003


Note: Do not open "Heart Chakra Booster" in three new windows just to get some Autechre-on-helium beats. It will crash your computer.
posted by LimePi at 10:26 AM on January 2, 2003


Ur, isn't that the Grateful Dead

No, it must be some alternate universe Dead, because the stage is flipped and Jerry is on Phil side and vice versa.
posted by gnz2001 at 10:38 AM on January 2, 2003


if i were in that classroom, i would also try touching jesus's lips.
posted by the aloha at 1:14 PM on January 2, 2003


WOH!! Gabriel jams with the Dead. I need a miracle! Who's got my miracle ticket?
posted by pyramid termite at 1:42 PM on January 2, 2003


So that's where angel dust comes from.
posted by hippugeek at 8:18 PM on January 2, 2003


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