sick of rat beach? join al queda.

January 2, 2003 8:54 AM

sick of rat beach? join al quedait does'nt get a lot better than this - is this guy the next john walker lindh ?
posted by specialk420 (18 comments total)

OSAMA DON'T SURF!!
posted by jonmc at 9:03 AM on January 2, 2003

BREAKING NEWS FROM HIGH TIMES:

Man forgets about dentist appointment after three bong hits. The terrorists have won.
posted by machaus at 9:04 AM on January 2, 2003

I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
posted by putzface_dickman at 9:07 AM on January 2, 2003

Why did I immediately think of this Troma Team offering?
posted by 314/ at 9:09 AM on January 2, 2003

At first I thought this was a throw away story. I mean, Surf Magazine Online? The FMJ and Apocalpyse Now quotes, however, made it well worth the FPP.
posted by mmcg at 9:13 AM on January 2, 2003

This is awesome (... comma, dude)! This guy makes Johnny Jihad look positively statesmanlike.
posted by psmealey at 9:14 AM on January 2, 2003

Related Resources:
Surf Industry Employees Dumber Than Monkeys
posted by gottabefunky at 9:18 AM on January 2, 2003

fark
posted by lampshade at 9:26 AM on January 2, 2003

Most stupid youth EVER.
posted by ParisParamus at 9:28 AM on January 2, 2003

Hmmm... i wonder if they have good mountain biking in Indonesia.
posted by rotifer at 9:43 AM on January 2, 2003

this kid has totally one upped this fella nytimes link. rock on.
posted by specialk420 at 9:43 AM on January 2, 2003

Shouldn't this kid be locked up indefinitely in Guantanamo?
posted by mikrophon at 10:26 AM on January 2, 2003

Just to be explicit about what gottabefunky is pointing out. It's a humor column.
posted by putzface_dickman at 10:44 AM on January 2, 2003

...not that it matters.
posted by putzface_dickman at 10:51 AM on January 2, 2003

I has to be a spoof. . .from seeing the related links. . .
posted by Danf at 10:59 AM on January 2, 2003

Just to be explicit about what gottabefunky is pointing out. It's a humor column.

Apparently, surfers are smarter than people think.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 11:01 AM on January 2, 2003

OSAMA DON'T SURF!!

Can I get a t-shirt?
posted by Quixoticlife at 11:23 AM on January 2, 2003

Shouldn't this kid be locked up indefinitely in Guantanamo?

Yes... and get the rest of his genius surfer buddies while yer at it.
posted by Witty at 5:45 PM on January 2, 2003