Comments on: sick of rat beach? join al queda.

sick of rat beach? join al queda.

specialk420 — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 08:54:54 -0800

sick of rat beach? join al queda it does'nt get a lot better than this - is this guy the next john walker lindh ?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:03:49 -0800

OSAMA DON'T SURF!!

By: machaus

machaus — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:04:43 -0800

BREAKING NEWS FROM HIGH TIMES: Man forgets about dentist appointment after three bong hits. The terrorists have won.

By: putzface_dickman

putzface_dickman — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:07:23 -0800

I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

By: 314/

314/ — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:09:38 -0800

Why did I immediately think of this Troma Team offering?

By: mmcg

mmcg — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:13:22 -0800

At first I thought this was a throw away story. I mean, Surf Magazine Online? The FMJ and Apocalpyse Now quotes, however, made it well worth the FPP.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:14:30 -0800

This is awesome (... comma, dude)! This guy makes Johnny Jihad look positively statesmanlike.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:18:39 -0800

Related Resources: Surf Industry Employees Dumber Than Monkeys

By: lampshade

lampshade — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:26:00 -0800

fark

By: ParisParamus

ParisParamus — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:28:15 -0800

Most stupid youth EVER.

By: rotifer

rotifer — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:43:12 -0800

Hmmm... i wonder if they have good mountain biking in Indonesia.

By: specialk420

specialk420 — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 09:43:38 -0800

this kid has totally one upped this fella nytimes link. rock on.

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 10:26:45 -0800

Shouldn't this kid be locked up indefinitely in Guantanamo?

By: putzface_dickman

putzface_dickman — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 10:44:11 -0800

Just to be explicit about what gottabefunky is pointing out. It's a humor column.

By: putzface_dickman

putzface_dickman — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 10:51:45 -0800

...not that it matters.

By: Danf

Danf — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 10:59:16 -0800

I has to be a spoof. . .from seeing the related links. . .

By: Armitage Shanks

Armitage Shanks — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 11:01:34 -0800

Just to be explicit about what gottabefunky is pointing out. It's a humor column. Apparently, surfers are smarter than people think.

By: Quixoticlife

Quixoticlife — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 11:23:59 -0800

OSAMA DON'T SURF!! Can I get a t-shirt?

By: Witty

Witty — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 17:45:47 -0800

Shouldn't this kid be locked up indefinitely in Guantanamo? Yes... and get the rest of his genius surfer buddies while yer at it.