Comments on: The Boomin' System

The Boomin' System

Irontom — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 04:56:30 -0800

Introducing the FPS Personal Backpack Audio System: With Sound This Fresh, Who Needs Headphones? A Japanese loudspeaker company specializing in flat panel technology has released a backpack that allows "music fans on the go ... to crank up the volume and express themselves in a whole new way." [more]

By: Irontom

Irontom — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 04:56:45 -0800

From the press release: "Whereas traditional speakers produce their best sound directly in front of the speaker, flat panel speakers emit the sound at an even 360-degree angle, delivering optimum sound even when listeners are on the side or behind the speakers..." Great. Now the people who think I like to listen to their music at bone-rattling volume have a way to inflict it on me that I cannot escape by rolling up my windows. I can't wait for my first ride on the DC Metro with a dozen of these things competing for space in the station (think big hall lined by concrete and ceramic tile) - I've got this mental picture of Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, Jay-Z, Eminem, 2Pac and Ja Rule on one side of the station and Britney, Christina, the Dixie Chicks and Justin Timberlake on the other. Throw in a couple of dyed-in-the-wool Tori Amos fans, and we've got pure sonic bliss for everyone in the station. This is gonna be huge!! How long do you think it will be before somebody provides me with a soundtrack of their favorite tunes on a hike?

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 05:00:16 -0800

Let's start a pool to predict how long till the first homicide is caused by this thing on a crowded subway: I say 3 weeks.

By: rocketpup

rocketpup — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 05:11:31 -0800

There, see?! The terrorists have already won! I'll do anything they want if they'll just prevent this thing from coming to market.

By: sebas

sebas — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 05:39:02 -0800

Just imagine, you're on a 5 day hike through a national park, everywhere around you is nature. Birds are singing, bears are growling and fresh salmon is prepared for a nice little campfire. You and your loved one are enjoying a romantic lunch under a giant tree that has stood there for hundreds of years, slowly you can see deer, curious but not afraid, coming towards you. You think of all the stress you left behind, and decide life can't get any better. All of a sudden you can see fear in the eyes of the deer, birds are flying up from the trees, your loved one pulls out the knife that was packed 'to spread the butter on our own baked bread'. What's happening? Has the world collapsed? Fear and terror spread as a loud noise resembling an alien invasion comes near. It must be bad, perhaps an earthquake or forrest fire? In the miliseconds after you've decided to commit suicide just to avoid this terror, but before death arrives you see the horrible, gruesome thruth: It's an FPS Sound backpack, destroying peace and quite where it goes.

By: Hall

Hall — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 05:53:03 -0800

The first time one of these bothers me I'm going to break it.

By: GrahamVM

GrahamVM — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 06:23:08 -0800

One word: Breakdancing.

By: chrisege

chrisege — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 06:55:59 -0800

so i bet you guys just can't wait to get one for yourselves, right?

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 06:56:13 -0800

Let's start a pool to predict how long till the first homicide is caused by this thing on a crowded subway: I say 3 weeks. Remember boom-boxes of the early 80's? With people carrying them on one shoulder with the speaker in their ear. Or when the transistor radio first came out, samething in a way. You would see folks carrying them at the beach or any where else going mobile by foot. I would be too embarrassed to play my music for all to hear, loud. But it is nice as you have one less thing to pack. I looked yet did not see any photos on this product, did I miss it, or them?

By: rocketpup

rocketpup — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:07:45 -0800

Remember boom-boxes of the early 80's? With people carrying them on one shoulder with the speaker in their ear. Or when the transistor radio first came out, samething in a way. You would see folks carrying them at the beach or any where else going mobile by foot.

Luckily these items are no longer cool to the YOT (youth-of-today). Unfortunately, this vest, being made from novel technology, if it also features cutting-edge design, might bring back the cool factor for this manner of annoying device. Headphones which seem engineered to project more sound outwards than they are to contribute to the wearer's deafness (defness?) are bad enough. The latest generation mobile phones with their bad-ass ringers and mp3-playing capacity are thankfully too expensive for many teenagers. Hopefully this vest will cost a lot too and I won't have to spend extra time in jail for assaulting a minor if I ever catch anybody wearing one. Incidentally, a friend of mine had a Michael Jakson Thriller era-type vest that he dug up in a thrift store while in college. This vest featured a small pair of speakers and a pocket for a personal stereo which he proudly wore around campus on a few occasions. It was pretty damn nice.

By: sebas

sebas — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:08:48 -0800

I already pre-ordered one, so I can hook my phone up to it. Now everyone on the train will be able to listen to both sides of my converstations. I love new technologies.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:25:50 -0800

Should be nice and light weight, seeing as how it's made entirely from vapor.

By: i_cola

i_cola — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:51:39 -0800

'Forget filling backpacks with books, workout gear or laptops. Today's savvy trendsetters are filling their backpacks with a fresh, new sound.' Yo Daddio! Can't wait to get 'down' with 'the kids' on 'the street'. Its getting harder to keep listening to the tunes in my head *sigh*

By: spazzm

spazzm — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:59:28 -0800

"Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies." -- Zoso

By: pekar wood

pekar wood — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 08:15:34 -0800

Is there any difference from this product?

By: pekar wood

pekar wood — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 08:19:19 -0800

...besides the awesome backpack innovation, of course.

By: wackybrit

wackybrit — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 08:23:02 -0800

Seriously though, has anyone actually heard any flat speakers that sound really good? I've heard quite a few but they all suck on lows and mids. Then again, I am prepared to be surprised, since I've seen the tiniest of earbuds produce mind-blowing bass, and tiny cube speakers produce as much racket as big Jamos.

By: Irontom

Irontom — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 08:45:01 -0800

For me, the point is not the quality of the sound. Beating me over the head with your tunes, regardless of the midtones, is the problem.

By: ArsncHeart

ArsncHeart — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 08:54:18 -0800

Eastsport has a version of the same product; I saw it at WalMart two days ago. Probably not as good quality, but cheap enough to let anyone "share" their music with you.
From this page: "Speaker Backpack by "EASTSPORT" Connect your MP3 or CD player to this cool-looking backpack and you're wired to go. The unit includes a CD organizer, two speakers, and an amplifier for great stereo sound."

By: Poagao

Poagao — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 09:09:17 -0800

Does this vest stop bullets too? 'Cause I think it's gonna need to.

By: wackybrit

wackybrit — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 09:14:43 -0800

Numerous experiments around the world have shown violence/grafitti/vandalism have gone down in areas when classical music has been piped in, primarily because roudy 14 year olds don't like to stick around it. Perhaps if you put some Strauss on your backpack you can keep those pesky kids away when you go out.

By: Salmonberry

Salmonberry — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 10:01:51 -0800

Good idea. I'm getting myself a backpack and some Gordon Lightfoot cds. See how the kids like that.

By: thanotopsis

thanotopsis — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 10:02:13 -0800

Introducing the FPS Personal Backpack Audio System... FPS, eh? How much ammo does that hold for my Rocket Launcher? (hides from the Pun police)

By: MegoSteve

MegoSteve — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 10:07:58 -0800

Expressing yourself used to mean painting a picture, composing a song or writing a short story. Now it means dyeing your hair an unnatural color, getting tattooed or pierced, wearing deliberately ugly clothes and playing your radio too loud.

By: fishfucker

fishfucker — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 10:09:03 -0800

wow, we're a bunch of old codgers here, eh? i think the potential to do interesting things with this technology far outweighs the ability to annoy. and anyone who thinks boomboxes have disappeared is wrong -- they might have disappeared among the "YOT" in the suburbs, but trust me, folks living in the city still carry them around and play them (even at 3am, outside my window). it's annoying, yes, but also comforting, in a way. another sound of the city.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 10:40:47 -0800

In the miliseconds after you've decided to commit suicide just to avoid this terror, but before death arrives you see the horrible, gruesome thruth: It's an FPS Sound backpack, destroying peace and quite where it goes. You ever been back packing where it is crowded? Folks love to holler in the woods and mountains. Or ever hear a bear growl, please...so what's the difference. Or been fishing and someone throws a rock in the water, kerrplunk... PSS, we go fishing with a little boom box all the time, I'm sure the fish hear it but we catch fish. It's never too loud, the game warden might catch us instead. PS. I'm almost thinking now to post a FPP on how our youth are being robbed of what older folks have been doing too at the same age. why?, because it annoys them now. Like this.

By: johnny vagabond

johnny vagabond — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 11:52:23 -0800

the backpack will be needed to carry all those D cell batteries...

By: valval22

valval22 — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 13:19:10 -0800

K2 has a similar one too, and it is very cool (the site doesn't do it justice). Think... if you like to ski all day on your own, or bike long distances. They say headphones are bad when doing personal sports, because they completely drown out surrounding noises. But these small speakers allow the listener to hear their choice of music, etc., and still (theoretically) be conscious of their surroundings.

By: klik99

klik99 — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 17:07:05 -0800

i remember my friend in high school used to do this, he called it the porta-party. he just threw some pc speakers with batteries into a backpack with a cd player and cranked it up around school, listening to annoying speed techno remixes of 80's songs. we talked about taking it hiking and listening to nature sounds with it, or better yet, sounds of industry. he always talked about products that were his idea first, so maybe this time they really did steal an idea from him.

By: wackybrit

wackybrit — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:10:58 -0800

Interesting pretentious work of performance art.. 1. Go to the mountains, play New York City noises. 2. Go to New York City, play countryside noises. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Tue, 07 Jan 2003 08:42:16 -0800

"You ever been back packing where it is crowded?" Er, no. In my world, the very definition of backpacking excludes crowds. There are few people willing to hump thirty-five pounds of gear six to ten hours a day for several days, just to reach a secluded mountain field, glacier, or peak. Worst I've ever encountered have been like-minded masochistic couples. We all tend to camp far apart, and we're all so pooped we're asleep by nightfall. Why would anyone backpack where it's crowded? Might as well go to the mall if that's the case...