Comments on: Girlzone Naughty Stuff

Girlzone Naughty Stuff

madamjujujive — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:24:20 -0800

Tickling the ivories - uh-oh, bad girl post! This mpg video clip is just too darn fun not to share, but it is definitely nsfw, which is why I am posting it pre-Friday. But hear me, you will get fired if you open this at work! I mean it! just doing my bit to dispel the boyzone myth

By: scottymac

scottymac — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:29:14 -0800

Thanks for sharing. That's a riot.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:29:26 -0800

[Smiling nervously, Hildago backs out of the room]

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:35:33 -0800

Feh. You should see me play the bongos.

By: monique

monique — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:40:04 -0800

that was hilarious.

By: balinx

balinx — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:41:07 -0800

Heterosexual males can skip this download. Do yourself a favor.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:41:18 -0800

I think I might have pianist envy.

By: scalz

scalz — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:41:20 -0800

Ahhhgg, did I need to see THAT!

By: machaus

machaus — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:42:08 -0800

Heterosexual males can skip this download. Do yourself a favor. feh... [this is good]

By: shoepal

shoepal — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:43:04 -0800

Behind the scenes on the set of Big?

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:43:07 -0800

Evidently the downside of having a huge schlong is that sometimes, whilst waving it around on stage, you bang it on something. That's gotta hurt.

By: anildash

anildash — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:44:53 -0800

He's hitting all kinds of wrong notes, clearly this thing is dick-synched.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:47:42 -0800

Some heterosexual men aren't afraid to see a penis.

By: stevengarrity

stevengarrity — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:48:19 -0800

I am.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:48:59 -0800

Yeah, but can he play the violin too?

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:52:56 -0800

Some heterosexual men aren't afraid to see a penis. ...and the ones that are shriek whenever they take a shower. "Aaaaaaaaaagh! What the hell is that?! "Oh. Yeah. It's that thing."

By: joedan

joedan — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:53:13 -0800

some heterosexual males aren't afraid but would rather not.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:01:42 -0800

Swing us the schlong, you're the piano man. Swing us the schlong tonight...

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:04:45 -0800

Crash...I do so adore you! Mathowie...I'm so glad someone did that pun...it so had to be said. Madame, you've done it again...you're the undisputed queen of weird links. Shane...you're a goof, I like that about you. ;)

By: Steve_at_Linnwood

Steve_at_Linnwood — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:09:51 -0800

ewwwwwww.....

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:10:32 -0800

You know, my butt can deal blackjack. But it's Marty's night.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:12:27 -0800

Hey this was the original scene from Big before they refilmed it right? *sigh* I wish I was big.

By: scribblative

scribblative — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:19:55 -0800

I needed that laugh - thank you, madam!

By: dg

dg — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:30:01 -0800

*pats Stan Chin on shoulder* It's Ok Stan, it's not the size that matters, it is what you do with it. Feh, who am I kidding?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:30:02 -0800

"*sigh* I wish I was big." Just then Stan's Fairy Godfather appeared to him, waving his magic wand! And Stan became Big.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:36:55 -0800

Bippety-Boppity-Boo! "Oh jesus christ you bitch you turned my penis into a giant pumpkin!"

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:37:08 -0800

Which reminds me of a joke where only the punchline is needed: "Magic mirror on the door," the man said. "Make my dick touch the floor." And his legs shrunk. thanks, i'll be here all week

By: Guy Smiley

Guy Smiley — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:37:10 -0800

Y'know, that's how I used to play the piano. That is, until the unfortunate accident with the piano lid.

By: ?!

?! — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:44:05 -0800

OK, who has the mpeg of him playing the xylophone?

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:46:08 -0800

They should have used this clip for that stupid-ass Wil Wheaton 3-D Glasses infomercial.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:47:00 -0800

so does masturbation count as piano practice now?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:48:56 -0800

As a pianist he's strictly a hunt and pecker.

By: Tarrama

Tarrama — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:51:47 -0800

What an accomplished organist! Thanks once again madamjujujive.

By: bureaustyle

bureaustyle — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:00:18 -0800

nice but too skinny mine is long as well as fat too

By: kozad

kozad — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:01:00 -0800

Huh. So everyone's going to sling a one-liner without addressing the underlying issues of music-making as an integral part of the patriarchal matrix of...oh, wait a minute..I'm a male pianist...never mind

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:02:09 -0800

Yes, but how far up can he flick a dollar coin? Did I miss you and your posts, juju!

By: gsalad

gsalad — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:05:05 -0800

*jualiah sez*: and what do us chicks have to work with? castanets?!

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:11:14 -0800

and what do us chicks have to work with? Flutes, DUH. Unless you're talented, then Didgeridoos, DUH.

By: anathema

anathema — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:12:53 -0800

Nothing like a snifter of meepzorp for a nightcap. Nice work mjj.

By: jonson

jonson — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:29:57 -0800

Jesus, people, stop making fun of me! I was young, I needed the money. It was either pianocock or a legitimate 9 to 5 job, and I'm not about to follow society's rules!!! I had no idea there was a camera in the audience, I'm mortified.

By: tragedy_and_comedy

tragedy_and_comedy — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:34:53 -0800

wow. I'm sure he's a noteworthy member of the orchestra...

By: andrewraff

andrewraff — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 20:58:39 -0800

What was that joke about the 12" pianist?

By: qbert72

qbert72 — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:16:06 -0800

The joke is about a foot-high pianist, to begin with. The sorcerer/fairy/whatever had hearing trouble. "I didn't ask for a 12" pianist." That was great madam, and most definitely SFW where I work, and will make the rounds tomorrow. Thanks!

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:17:29 -0800

W00t! - bet it's fun to have him play at parties....

By: kevspace

kevspace — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:28:29 -0800

The sad part about the Internet is that I've seen this before.

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:35:33 -0800

44 comments and nobody's even brought up Liberace? What the hell is wrong with you people?

By: machaus

machaus — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:39:03 -0800

and most definitely SFW where I work Another long day at DUDE'S SCHLONG! Inc.

By: willnot

willnot — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:42:27 -0800

Oh man, I thought he was really playing a piano with the thing. It's just a guy pushing towels around. I can't believe the FBI is going to have me in their database for downloading naked guy movies for that. Very disappointing. Oh, that's right I need to tag it with a one-liner. Ughm ... Give me a minute ... OK, he better be sure to avoid the F# OK, that was lame, but still they were just towels. I mean where's the guy the rolls it up and hangs boulders off it and shit?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 21:44:23 -0800

"OK, that was lame..." F-sharp. Heh. That rocked, willnot. Don't sell yourself short.

By: willnot

willnot — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 22:19:28 -0800

Thanks Crash, but I kind of wish I'd gone with my third instinct and invoked the incomparable Irving Cohen: "gimme a C, a bouncy C". Obscure Martin Short humor - comedy gold.

By: lasm

lasm — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 22:25:35 -0800

I mean where's the guy the rolls it up and hangs boulders off it and shit? Do you mean The Amazing Mr. Lifto? Catch him and other fellow freaks at the Jim Rose Circus.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 23:33:42 -0800

Sure he has the technical prowess to play the piece, but where's the passion? Where's the soul?

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 23:41:31 -0800

I'd hate to see the guy's metronome.

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 00:43:03 -0800

Has anyone besides me mentally constructed a wildly-fascinating biography for Madamjjj?

By: hama7

hama7 — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 02:04:45 -0800

Dilettante. I bet he can't even read music.

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 04:13:16 -0800

i've either misunderstood what calling mefi a boyzone means, or i really don't understand anything about gays...

By: pekar wood

pekar wood — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 04:54:23 -0800

The former. Count yourself amongst the enlightened ones that understands what boyzone really means.

By: oh posey

oh posey — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 05:44:16 -0800

I usually don't click the video clips but I am so happy I did it this morning. Madam...I love you.

By: mcwetboy

mcwetboy — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:14:18 -0800

Warning: HORSE COCK! Blindness may occur.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:35:03 -0800

im sorry reverend, i thought he was dyslexic when i booked him...

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:40:25 -0800

juju, 'fess up: You jumped for joy when you found this. You knew you had a front-page winner!

By: DakotaPaul

DakotaPaul — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:26:15 -0800

Wow. I sure hope the viewers in the front row have a Gallagher-approved tarpaulin ready in case that guy ever tries his hand (ahem) at the Rach 3.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:28:25 -0800

YOU: The piano is a percussion instrument. YOUR FRIEND: No its not. YOU: No, really. Here, watch this demonstration...

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:21:13 -0800

I had a feeling that after posting that link, hilarity would ensue! Seems like an appropriate thread to post the lyrics to one of my favorite blues ditties that is on topic - btw, Maria Muldaur does a fine version of this. IT AIN'T THE MEAT (IT'S THE MOTION) (Lois Mann, Henry Glover) It ain't the meat it's the motion That makes your mama wanna rock It ain't the meat it's the motion It's the movement that gives it the sock I got a boy so doggone thin, no meat, no bones, just all skin One thing about him I can understand He wraps all around me like a rubber band It ain't the meat it's the motion It's the movement that gives it the sock I got a guy so big and fat Some girls don't like to see 'em like that But I like to see 'em big and tall The bigger they come the harder they fall It ain't the meat it's the motion It's the movement that gives it the sock I know a boy, lives down the street Not much to him but he's mighty sweet When he gets rockin' he don't wanna stop Makes a woman wanna blow her top It ain't the meat it's the motion It's the movement that gives it the sock

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:25:36 -0800

This is by k.d. lang, right ?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 25 Jan 2003 11:08:49 -0800

I think i used to date that guy! (*^_^*)