Humping Things

January 27, 2003 9:32 PM

He humps things. He humps lots of things. And other people hump things too. (via Memepool)
posted by mr_crash_davis (21 comments total)

I shouldn't find this funny. And yet, I do.
posted by Salmonberry at 9:49 PM on January 27, 2003

Note the vision statment.
posted by rudyfink at 9:53 PM on January 27, 2003

If he's not careful, he's going to get typecast. Talk about your theme photography...
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:07 PM on January 27, 2003

I do love nature, and I really wanted to show this tree that it to was loved and was in need of a good humping. And yes, I'm drunkSadly enough a good friend of mine does the same.
posted by riffola at 10:09 PM on January 27, 2003

So many people with way too much time on their hands. Shouldn't they be off looting at the Superbowl or something?
posted by dg at 10:18 PM on January 27, 2003

Dude humping a sheep, again. Is he on his cell phone? We really are the generation with the shortest attention spans ever.

I thought this guy and his silly captions were really funny. Surprised he's been out of high school for 10 years, though . . . which kinda makes the involvement of alcohol oddly reassuring.
posted by onlyconnect at 10:35 PM on January 27, 2003

Humping, phooey. Anyone can hump. Even Harvey Keitel can hump.

How many pancakes can this no-talent asshat balance on his head?
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:39 PM on January 27, 2003

And he humps trains.
posted by geekhorde at 10:50 PM on January 27, 2003

Memories of the cook from Wet Hot American Summer
posted by dazed_one at 12:37 AM on January 28, 2003

You know if more of you freaks liked frottage, maybe we normal people wouldn't have to express ourselves in such odd ways.
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:37 AM on January 28, 2003

I'm 98% certain that this is why the military developed the internet in the first place. Yes. Humping and pancakes. Unfortunately, it seems that the next stage of internet development - a website *combining* humping and pancakes - does not yet exist...

hmmm.....

[firing up photoshop, other web design tools...]
posted by kaibutsu at 2:36 AM on January 28, 2003

and i thought i was the only one.


boy am i relieved.
posted by joedan at 3:40 AM on January 28, 2003

I can see some concerned city leaders erecting "No Humping" signs on local statues. I don't see any harm, but, when he starts plastering "I Was Humped" stickers over everything...that'll be the when he's gone too far.
posted by ?! at 5:38 AM on January 28, 2003

He humps things. He humps lots of things.

I'm sure his mother is proud.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:37 AM on January 28, 2003

He looks so damn happy.
posted by orange swan at 7:41 AM on January 28, 2003

Hilarious.

I have to wonder whether there is some strange connection (unintended of course) to the Mirror Project? With the
submitted pics and all that.
posted by lampshade at 8:48 AM on January 28, 2003

I think this guy went to my University...
posted by zekinskia at 9:32 AM on January 28, 2003

You know, there's this grocery store in my hometown that has a big stuffed marmot outside it (they sell little stuffed marmots inside and the proceeds go towards protecting the Vancouver Island marmot, which is endangered). Every time I walk by I have the urge to hump it, but I've never had the courage. This site shows me that wanting to hump a stuffed marmot is okay. I'm not the only one with this problem. Next time, I will not let the MAN keep me from humping that marmot!
posted by Emanuel at 11:47 AM on January 28, 2003

Zekinskia:

I had a feeling this guy lives in Indy, and a whois on the domain name proves me right... After looking at the whois record, is that him?
posted by internal at 11:53 AM on January 28, 2003

He just humped metafilter.
posted by elphTeq at 2:08 PM on January 28, 2003

internal: When we see a picture of him humping the soldiers and sailors we'll know for sure.
posted by ?! at 5:37 AM on January 29, 2003