Comments on: URGENT!

URGENT!

Artifice_Eternity — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:23:48 -0800

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH.... THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.... I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ....

By: Bag Man

Bag Man — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:30:03 -0800

BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES. Well, at least this part is true.

By: jacobsee

jacobsee — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:33:12 -0800

sounds legit to me...I'll start drawing up the papers...

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:53:27 -0800

Oh god, I get these things EVERY DAY in my inbox. Sometimes three or four times. Some of them are genius pieces of writing actually. And all for nothing. Who actually writes them? Where do they come from?

By: donpardo

donpardo — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:57:09 -0800

and what about Naomi?

By: kozad

kozad — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:00:31 -0800

I don't know...the language in this one is better than G. W. Bush's, but worse than that of his speechwriters. I'm not sending my tithes in yet...

By: quonsar

quonsar — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:01:05 -0800

feelinglistless: no, you get actual nigerian 419 scam letters. this is a parody of same. :-)

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:08:15 -0800

Pretty well done, I'd say, except for the promise of some wonderful payoff for participating. Say, now that I think of it, that's true of the real version too... In related news, we're now entering the Year of the Sheep. How appropriate.

By: mischief

mischief — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:09:36 -0800

...except it's not funny.

By: ook

ook — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:19:11 -0800

More in the same genre: 419 letters from Cheney and Laura.

By: zerofoks

zerofoks — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:27:51 -0800

hmm...

By: Dick Paris

Dick Paris — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:32:59 -0800

Can I get in on this investment? Is it like war bonds? The returns could be tremendulous!

By: Hildago

Hildago — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:35:55 -0800

I always took George W. for someone who would type in all caps.

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 14:32:44 -0800

feelinglistless: no, you get actual nigerian 419 scam letters. this is a parody of same. :-) Yes, I'm fully aware of that. 'these things' meaning 'things like these things' which doesn't quite sound the same. Although your link answers my question. Now can you send your bank details as we agreed to I can forward on that $3 million?

By: y2karl

y2karl — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 15:11:11 -0800

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By: y2karl

y2karl — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 15:12:03 -0800

Jeez, how the hell did that happen?

By: hockeyman

hockeyman — Fri, 31 Jan 2003 17:41:16 -0800

For entertainment purposes only