Cushy Love Making

February 4, 2003 9:16 AM

Cushy Sex!Give the kitchen table, the work-out bench and your exhausted sofa pillows a rest: invest in some plush, velveteen adult Lego(ver). Forget rock/scissors/paper; go wedge/ramp/cube/stage! Yeah! Forego childish things; dust off the old Kama Sutra! For how often can you improve your sex life without risking your neck? Or at least throwing your back? [Not safe for work but seems very safe indeed for aprés-work. Colours admittedly awful. Movies instructive yet hilarious (the guy specially). Via Bifurcated Rivets.]
posted by MiguelCardoso (16 comments total)

How did they get people to do this? I think it's pretty hilarious. Gives some good ideas about ways to make things more comfortable for your wife, even if you don't use the stuff they're selling..
posted by psychotic_venom at 9:27 AM on February 4, 2003

awesome, I love building forts!

sorry, they're for what? oh.
posted by krunk at 9:28 AM on February 4, 2003

Wait, this was going to be my coffee- table, I kid you not.

Yet now I have a safer place to log-on to check this out, other than the XXX sites to find this product.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:28 AM on February 4, 2003

MiguelCardoso, that's après-work, not aprés-work :). I'm just saying. Carry on :).
posted by freakystyley at 9:38 AM on February 4, 2003

Like it says. I actually stole the idea from MTV cribs but theirs was just a cube with a hard surface on 1 side then cush on the other 5.

Yet I want my cube to breakdown into a ramp.

Consider it more useful than a bean-bag chair, just for sitting.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:38 AM on February 4, 2003

whoops
posted by thomcatspike at 9:40 AM on February 4, 2003

that's après-work, not aprés-work

...mumble... feckin' mefi spell check, lets a man down every time! :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 9:41 AM on February 4, 2003

thomcatspike: You can't link to files on your hard-drive (what you are trying to do), which is probably a good thing.

The videos are really the high point here, although the "interactive" flash is pretty stellar too.
posted by malphigian at 9:42 AM on February 4, 2003

If they had this in geometry class (or physics!) I would have gotten better grades.
posted by wobh at 10:15 AM on February 4, 2003

The e-cards are pretty funny.

Seriously, though, this actually looks sweet. Any comments from anyone who wants to fess up to owning some?
posted by mkultra at 11:08 AM on February 4, 2003

"Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

... although I would be concerend that i'm going to home one day and the kids will out in the street jumping over these with their bikes. On the other hand.. with easily washable covers maybe that's okay....
posted by adamt at 11:45 AM on February 4, 2003

I saw these a couple of weeks ago....I want all of them so much! I had an idea in my head that someone should design sex furniture ...and now they have!
posted by SweetIceT at 12:05 PM on February 4, 2003

Yeah, but how easy is it to clean?
posted by Sonny Jim at 1:11 PM on February 4, 2003

That ramp looks really useful, actually-- moreso than the wedge, stage or cube (though those don't seem completely without merit either). I'm thinking that I could really enjoy trying this out if I have a chance. Alas, I've just broken up with my long-term S.O. so I'll have to leave it to someone else to report on.

I could totally see being married and keeping these in my house, by the way. The kids would love them and be constantly stealing them out of the bedroom to play fort. Wife and I would sort of knowingly nod and steal them back in the middle of the night. Then we'd have to get up really early in the morning to do a load of laundry.
posted by Jonasio at 3:25 PM on February 4, 2003

Well I'm sold. Thanks Miguel for today's successful product placement! No irony, I mean it. Now I just need a girlfriend...
posted by qbert72 at 8:38 PM on February 4, 2003

Not a bad e-commerce site either.
posted by pjdoland at 2:21 AM on February 5, 2003