Comments on: Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Mwongozi — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 07:49:40 -0800

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

By: sheauga

sheauga — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 07:54:44 -0800

Reactions from Robert Byrd, Vladimir Putin, and the rabble.

By: Big_B

Big_B — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 07:54:48 -0800

link no work 4 me

By: Big_B

Big_B — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 07:55:40 -0800

oh wait - sorry only one cup of coffee so far.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:02:13 -0800

link no work for me either, apparently the WoMD are not the only things that cannot be displayed!

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:03:59 -0800

Great Friday funny! Thanks for the 404 link!

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:04:36 -0800

How about "Songs of Mass destruction"? -- " Rumsfeld's Dream - 'War Train' " (with apologies to Cat Stevens) Oh I've been happy lately, dreaming of the wars to come And...I believe it could be, something of profit has begun Oh I've been smiling lately, thinking about the world as one A mighty global US Empire - some day it's going to come 'Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a War Train Oh War Train take this country....empire must surely reign Oh War Train sounding louder Glide on, you War Train! Come on now, you War Train.... Yes War Train bloody roller Slide on, you War Train! Come ON now, you War Train, Everyone jump under the War Train.... Get your cruise missiles together. Go and bring your tactical nukes. Cause it's getting nearer...soon it will be with you. Now come and feed the bloodshed....it's not so far from you. The world must submit - or die - and soon this will all be true. Now I've been crying lately, thinking of the world as it is. Why must fools all cry out for Peace when....first strikes are my bliss? Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a war train Oh War Train take this world, come take us home again....... (Refrain)

By: jmd82

jmd82 — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:08:20 -0800

*sigh* Wow...I almost feel dumb. Still, this could at least have some kind of WoMD game where you can blow shit up with a few nukes- think 404 games, only with more violence =)

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:29:16 -0800

[This is good]

By: xmutex

xmutex — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:38:15 -0800

nice!

By: goethean

goethean — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:39:51 -0800

sheauga: thanks for the links. What does it mean that I have complete certainty that the President will never make a speech as eloquent as Byrd's?

By: RylandDotNet

RylandDotNet — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:49:42 -0800

It means you've heard him speak before.

By: angry modem

angry modem — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:51:11 -0800

kind of boring if you ask me.

By: samelborp

samelborp — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:58:53 -0800

damnit, It took me five or six refreshes to get it... I guess addicts like me browse way too fast...

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:58:56 -0800

LOL. I hit that 404 three times before realizing that it is the joke. Must drink more coooooffffeeeee....

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:59:50 -0800

By the way, I figured this out after my post and I would like to state for the record at this time that I am a complete toolshed.

By: tiamat

tiamat — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:09:45 -0800

I think it's a proxy problem on your end.... I can see the weapons of mass destruction just fine! Are you sure you've got your inspectors loaded right (can you see the little icon on the taskbar)?

By: yhbc

yhbc — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:10:35 -0800

You probably just need to delete your cookies.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:36:41 -0800

Isn't it a little crass to show your weapons of mass destruction? At least on the first inspection?

By: nickmark

nickmark — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:43:53 -0800

It's Valentine's Day, whatnot - sometimes you get a little swept up in the moment and do things you wouldn't ordinarily.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:46:45 -0800

Alrighty then--tarp yer load, at least. I'm looking at you, Saddam.

By: namespan

namespan — Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:41:42 -0800

Best part -- our 404-msg-designing friend is an equal opportunity mocker. The maneuvering administration and the maneuvering European countries are both on the receiving end.

By: eustacescrubb

eustacescrubb — Sat, 15 Feb 2003 11:15:18 -0800

How about "Songs of Mass destruction"? Well, there's these.

By: jessicool

jessicool — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 22:16:50 -0800

How about a CNN Weapons of Mass Destruction drinking game?