BE MY ANTI-VALENTINE...

February 14, 2003 12:22 PM

"Stop talking about your fucking wedding."
...or, to paraphrase Boy George, "I'd rather have a good cuppa than a bad shag."
This year, celebrate or commiserate by sending an anti-valentine. Send it today, tomorrow, or any day you damn well please. This year, say it with bile.
posted by dash_slot- (16 comments total)

My personal fave:

"I have feelings for you,
but I thought I'd let this
card do all the work
because I haven't got
the imagination or energy
to let you know in
my own words."
posted by dash_slot- at 12:26 PM on February 14, 2003

This year, say it with bile.

I said it with bile last year, and we're still trying to get the smell out of the drapes.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:30 PM on February 14, 2003

A number of MeFi girls have received these from me. I'm quite the angry absudist man-about-town.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 12:33 PM on February 14, 2003

'Absudist'? Does that have something to do with Mr Clean?
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 12:52 PM on February 14, 2003

Fat. Naked. Dangerous.

i found my new mantra.
posted by goddam at 12:55 PM on February 14, 2003

Well if Meg's server hasn't crashed by now... this'll sure do it in.
posted by KnitWit at 1:04 PM on February 14, 2003

Alas, the server has started to implode through sheer number of hits, so Meg is going to take it down very soon.
posted by adrianhon at 1:05 PM on February 14, 2003

Fat. Naked. Dangerous.

i found my new mantra.

I believe this is trademarked by quonsar. Better clear its usage first.

Great link dash_slot!! I love the synchronicity that is MeFi, as I was ~just~ googling for an anti-valentine to send.

I hate VD.

Except for the cherubs. Which are as dead as Meg's server now.
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:06 PM on February 14, 2003

TV Go Home said it with most excellent bile
posted by gravelshoes at 1:06 PM on February 14, 2003

I believe this is trademarked by quonsar. Better clear its usage first.

then i suppose i should ask for permission now while he's still giddy over his daughter's engagement
posted by goddam at 1:17 PM on February 14, 2003

I used to complain about the empty Hallmark holiday aspect of V-Day and how it was a sham and over-commercialized and I love you every day honey but after she said I better buy some flowers if I wanted to get laid, I stopped being so darn idealistic.
posted by Slagman at 1:19 PM on February 14, 2003

goddam, the difference between a wise man and a fool is the ability to recognize a golden opportunity and to take full advantage of it.

quonsar's revealed he has a heart.

Now let's all stomp on it!!

congrats to you and your daughter quonsar, you curmudgeonly coot you
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:26 PM on February 14, 2003

Thanks, dash. My favorite Valentine ever was the one sent from Calvin to Hobbes. Hobbes comments to Calvin how nice it is that he's sending Suzy a card, then we zoom to the Valentine: "Suzy I hate you. Drop dead. Calvin."

(Sorry, I couldn't find it among the 500 or so results on Google image!)
posted by micropublishery at 2:07 PM on February 14, 2003

I mean from Calvin to Suzy... you know what I mean.

Heart,
micro
posted by micropublishery at 2:08 PM on February 14, 2003

Over here in the states the one that ended: ...Now do I get my shag?
Would get you shagged, rug that is.
posted by thomcatspike at 3:50 PM on February 14, 2003

Man. You know your love life is bad when you don't even have someone to send an anti-Valentine to.

*eats more of her non-certified free trade chocolate*
posted by Soliloquy at 6:22 PM on February 14, 2003