FRIDAY FLASH FUN OH MY GOD I'M HAVING AN ORGASM!!!>!#2413!@$

February 21, 2003 1:34 PM

Friday Flash Fun!!! A little present from me to all of you who can't stand work anymore. I for one have never felt so alive. You may be confused by this simulation, so here's an informative Instruction Diagram to get you up to speed. While you're being driven to pure ecstacy, be sure to check out the remarkable History and Gallery of this God-Given Device, at the remarkable Early Office Museum.
posted by Stan Chin (10 comments total)

From Stapler Poetry

Stapler before dawn
Waiting in perfect silence
Dreams of loose paper

Rough clippings gather
Rustling in their loose embrace
Stapler brings order
posted by Stan Chin at 1:43 PM on February 21, 2003

I was told I would be permitted to keep my Swingline stapler, but... but...
posted by Pollomacho at 1:50 PM on February 21, 2003

About a year ago, I wanted a to get a tattoo of a stapler. I didn't have enough money so I got a paperclip instead. True story.
posted by dogwalker at 1:53 PM on February 21, 2003

Damn, pollo beat me to it. Good one.
posted by jkaczor at 2:23 PM on February 21, 2003

Stan, you are brilliant!
posted by riffola at 2:29 PM on February 21, 2003

Stan, you are brilliant!

And easily amused ... those of us with more refined tastes are lobbying (yes lobbying) for virtual office party cake. The person-to-cake ratio will NEVER be too high in the world which we are trying to envision through our lobby. Join us ... won't you?
posted by WolfDaddy at 3:01 PM on February 21, 2003

It scares me that i am so interested in this..

"...your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax..."
posted by dash_slot- at 4:18 PM on February 21, 2003

Clicking those virtual staplers is almost as compulsively compelling as popping bubblewrap.
posted by Shane at 4:45 PM on February 21, 2003

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
(Look at me! I'm an idiot!)
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
posted by Shane at 4:46 PM on February 21, 2003

Did someone say bubblewrap?
posted by DBAPaul at 8:42 PM on February 21, 2003