And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and did shimmy like unto your sister Kate
February 28, 2003 11:31 AM Subscribe
Elvis so loved the world that he died, fat and bloated, in a bathroom.
For unto you is born this day in the city of Memphis a Presley, which is Elvis the King. And Elvis saw them berating the poor recording artist, whose music was terrible and lyrics insipid, and Lo, the King said unto the mob: "Let him who is without bad singles cast the first rhinestone." And the mob turned down their eyes, each considering his own Don't Worry Be Happy or Man in the Mirror, and shuffled off. "Thank you," said Elvis. "Thank you very much."
posted by quonsar (18 comments total)