I can feel a disturbance in my pants...

March 5, 2003 12:21 AM

Remember how the Emperor strokes the lightsaber and says to Luke "you want this"?Things George Lucas doesn't want you to know - the filthy but oh so sexy truth about what goes on in the Jedi Academy! Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless it involves Yoda, because... damn.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe (15 comments total)

see also the author's intention to get a dog to eat his special gravy...
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:25 AM on March 5, 2003

"Obi Wan ... Obi Wan ... now that's a name I've not heard since ...

(throws off baby cack brown Jedi robe, reveals glittery sparkly red nightclub outfit)

MY DAYS AT THE RUBY PALACE IN MOS EISLEY!"
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:44 AM on March 5, 2003

Geocities site's been MeFi'ed, and I can't find a Google cache. Can anyone provide one?
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:16 AM on March 5, 2003

cache here
posted by Frasermoo at 1:17 AM on March 5, 2003

Damn, I thought I tried that phrase. Thanks, Frasermoo.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:31 AM on March 5, 2003

I'm convinced.
posted by Witty at 3:03 AM on March 5, 2003

Unless it involves Yoda...

I'm surprised they missed that Yoda line:

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm."
posted by raygirvan at 3:28 AM on March 5, 2003

VADER: I have . . . felt him.

EMPEROR: Strange that I have not.
posted by mcwetboy at 3:59 AM on March 5, 2003

OH THE HUMANITY!
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:51 AM on March 5, 2003

Freud: "Sometimes a lightsaber is just a lightsaber...."
posted by darren at 6:54 AM on March 5, 2003

Anyone else hear the rumor that Yoda is actually supposed to be female? I forget where I heard that...
posted by gottabefunky at 7:25 AM on March 5, 2003

Oh, goody. One of these jokes again. I guess the guy got bored of "proving" how Velma from Scooby-Doo was gay in between bong hits.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 7:36 AM on March 5, 2003

In the words of The Emperor to Luke in The Fandon Menace: "Fight your father until he's done, then it's rum & cokes and whores and fun!"
posted by Bag Man at 8:02 AM on March 5, 2003

On the outside chance that you haven't had enough, you can check out this "penetrating" analysis at metaphilm.

This reminds me of saying "That's what she said!" after every line of a movie, or "Under the Sheets" after the title of every hymn in the hymnbook. Funny for about two minutes. But. you. just. can't. stop.
posted by footballrabi at 8:49 AM on March 5, 2003

Much funner with the word pants. Also very good for Lord of the Rings.
posted by blue_beetle at 12:35 PM on March 5, 2003