I can feel a disturbance in my pants...
March 5, 2003 12:21 AM Subscribe
Remember how the Emperor strokes the lightsaber and says to Luke "you want this"? Things George Lucas doesn't want you to know - the filthy but oh so sexy truth about what goes on in the Jedi Academy! Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless it involves Yoda, because... damn.
"Obi Wan ... Obi Wan ... now that's a name I've not heard since ...
(throws off baby cack brown Jedi robe, reveals glittery sparkly red nightclub outfit)
MY DAYS AT THE RUBY PALACE IN MOS EISLEY!"
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:44 AM on March 5, 2003
(throws off baby cack brown Jedi robe, reveals glittery sparkly red nightclub outfit)
MY DAYS AT THE RUBY PALACE IN MOS EISLEY!"
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:44 AM on March 5, 2003
Geocities site's been MeFi'ed, and I can't find a Google cache. Can anyone provide one?
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:16 AM on March 5, 2003
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:16 AM on March 5, 2003
Damn, I thought I tried that phrase. Thanks, Frasermoo.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:31 AM on March 5, 2003
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:31 AM on March 5, 2003
Unless it involves Yoda...
I'm surprised they missed that Yoda line:
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm."
posted by raygirvan at 3:28 AM on March 5, 2003
I'm surprised they missed that Yoda line:
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm."
posted by raygirvan at 3:28 AM on March 5, 2003
VADER: I have . . . felt him.
EMPEROR: Strange that I have not.
posted by mcwetboy at 3:59 AM on March 5, 2003
EMPEROR: Strange that I have not.
posted by mcwetboy at 3:59 AM on March 5, 2003
Freud: "Sometimes a lightsaber is just a lightsaber...."
posted by darren at 6:54 AM on March 5, 2003
posted by darren at 6:54 AM on March 5, 2003
Anyone else hear the rumor that Yoda is actually supposed to be female? I forget where I heard that...
posted by gottabefunky at 7:25 AM on March 5, 2003
posted by gottabefunky at 7:25 AM on March 5, 2003
In the words of The Emperor to Luke in The Fandon Menace: "Fight your father until he's done, then it's rum & cokes and whores and fun!"
posted by Bag Man at 8:02 AM on March 5, 2003
posted by Bag Man at 8:02 AM on March 5, 2003
On the outside chance that you haven't had enough, you can check out this "penetrating" analysis at metaphilm.
This reminds me of saying "That's what she said!" after every line of a movie, or "Under the Sheets" after the title of every hymn in the hymnbook. Funny for about two minutes. But. you. just. can't. stop.
posted by footballrabi at 8:49 AM on March 5, 2003
This reminds me of saying "That's what she said!" after every line of a movie, or "Under the Sheets" after the title of every hymn in the hymnbook. Funny for about two minutes. But. you. just. can't. stop.
posted by footballrabi at 8:49 AM on March 5, 2003
Much funner with the word pants. Also very good for Lord of the Rings.
posted by blue_beetle at 12:35 PM on March 5, 2003
posted by blue_beetle at 12:35 PM on March 5, 2003
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