Full Metal Bonnet
March 5, 2003 8:47 AM Subscribe
Full Metal Bonnet Retailers Put All Their Grenades in One Basket:
National retailers like Kmart and Walgreens have stocked their shelves with baskets in which the traditional chocolate rabbit centerpiece has been displaced by plastic military action figures and their make-believe lethal paraphernalia. Great quote: Packets of jellybeans are tossed in as if an afterthought, nestled in the cellophane underbrush like anti-personnel mines.
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