Comments on: Or for Tupperware?

Or for Tupperware?

?! — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 05:58:22 -0800

Art for God? Artist Stephen Sawyer sees Jesus in boxing rings and blue jeans. Evidently, Jesus also sells coffee filters in Versailles, Kentucky, USA. Field reps are needed. warning: NSFH

By: eustacescrubb

eustacescrubb — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 06:47:22 -0800

Jesus is a white, muscular, Nordicly photrogenic boxer? How many socially constructed myths about what it means to be white can he cram into one painting? Is he hoping Jesus will box Joe Louis in heaven and win one for Max Schleming? Or did he just listen to too much Carman? That reminds me: the Unitarians bought Jesus.com out from under the Good Lord Himself, who still needs a date.

By: signal

signal — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 06:53:56 -0800

....God has given me a wonderful talent that is silenced without your support$$$ MONEY making opportunities with ART for GOD. If you would like to be a Field Rep. (i.e. Home Tupperware type parties and Church Fund Raisers) and sell our products in your area send us an email.

By: teenydreams

teenydreams — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 07:32:48 -0800

Okay, I don't have much experience with the xian worldview other than being an American, but I kinda like these. I know Jesus wasn't porcelain-skinned, but at least he looks happy.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 08:02:26 -0800

Is it just me or does the Joy to the World Jesus look like Kenny Rogers?

By: th3ph17

th3ph17 — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:08:05 -0800

did he do work for any wes anderson films?

By: xmutex

xmutex — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:27:17 -0800

haha! what a clown.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:12:54 -0800

man, jesus is pretty.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:24:38 -0800

Mr. Sawyer's Jesus makes me Woody. Perhaps he's working through some issues, so be nice.

By: jennyb

jennyb — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:33:08 -0800

...must not blow $30 adding to collection of weird Jesus art...

By: ubi

ubi — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 14:36:44 -0800

nsfh = Not safe for heathen? I seriously don't know...

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 14:39:37 -0800

Incidentally, Jesus is with you always, whether you are driving a truck, juggling, welding, or just making a joyful noise.

By: ?!

?! — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 14:58:31 -0800

ubi: Not Safe for Hell... And before charged...I plead guilty. Wolfdaddy: You won't see that Jesus anywhere else. Though asked to sit by other artists he's committed to Sawyer. He's not my taste, but you might like this guy as Jesus. mikrophon: Wow, that trucker has the same pained look I get when grabbed while driving. Where is the one where Jesus is with me when I....nah, I can't write that. You just imagine it.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Wed, 12 Mar 2003 21:41:57 -0800

Jesus says "Just run with it man! Riff!"

By: th3ph17

th3ph17 — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 08:59:01 -0800

LOL madagjujujive