Comments on: Booty Bumping and Disco Dumping

Booty Bumping and Disco Dumping

turbanhead — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:01:22 -0800

Booty Bumping and Disco Dumping It's not the newest dance craze, but I'd buy stock in the plastic straw and underwear industries if this fad takes off. (4th paragraph - scroll down for reference)

By: The Jesse Helms

The Jesse Helms — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:08:17 -0800

Homosexuality is a perversion. We should all go Islam-core and kill them.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:15:13 -0800

I would be more impressed if they sucked the drugs through the straw, then intoxicated their guests in a fart cloud. I have absolutely no intention of witnessing this act in person. Some brave person is going to have to try this and report back to us.

By: The Jesse Helms

The Jesse Helms — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:15:15 -0800

The above post is poor sarcasm, pointed at the original post. As a failure, I will recant.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:38:05 -0800

ewwww... Rather surprising to see that bit in the Voice.

By: fishfucker

fishfucker — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 09:40:15 -0800

seriously. any weekly that features porn reviews shouldn't be all fucking high and mighty.

By: asok

asok — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:05:15 -0800

Stevie Nicks urban legends aside (can't get snopes to load), the internal membrane by the anus is very thin and provides a great deal of surface area to get the drugs into your system. On the downside, if you puncture the membrane (with a plastic straw, for instance) you are fairly likely to erm, die as a result. Now, that wouldn't look good on a resume!

By: britain

britain — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:05:19 -0800

The butt-straw meme (if I may term it a meme) has been going around for years before we had Mu st of il te r. However, this is the first time I've ever seen it associated with anyone other than Stevie Nicks.

By: asok

asok — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:06:00 -0800

jinx

By: britain

britain — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:06:37 -0800

aw, nuts. what asok said

By: asok

asok — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:13:05 -0800

Oh, and don't try it up the 'front bottom' either. OI, britain, I thought I jinxed you ; ) Now I've said your name anyway.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 13:26:29 -0800

done, and not done, stan! (not the dumping part) This really is old news--booty bumps of e have been around for ages, and i hear it was coke before that...prob. crystal now

By: adrober

adrober — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 13:42:49 -0800

God, Britain, 3/5ths of those links are mine. Guess when it comes to overlinking Musto I'm Guilty As Charged, your honor.

By: cowboy_sally

cowboy_sally — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 13:50:34 -0800

I've honestly never heard of this, though I don't claim to be an expert in such matters. Judging from what google pulled up on disco dumping, it sounds like a (rather limited) myth that may have its roots in rave culture. (And as this link points out, it's probably perpetrated by Terrence P. Farley.) But regardless, if it's just a rumor, I think that it's shameful on Musto's part to be giving it such credence. It's like the gerbilling myth; it portrays gay men as being disgusting, amoral perverts.

By: allaboutgeorge

allaboutgeorge — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 14:03:52 -0800

< derail> When, of course, sheer numbers dictate that more straight men than gay men are disgusting, amoral perverts -- and that's just discounting the straight men who do use gerbils. < / derail>

By: monkeyman

monkeyman — Thu, 13 Mar 2003 15:36:01 -0800

Even a sweaty, smelly disco dance club, someone will probably noticed that you just shit your pants.

By: xochi

xochi — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 11:46:47 -0800

stored among those things in my head that I wish I didn't know is the first-hand account of how Stevie Nicks, nasal passages ravaged by years of cocaine use, took up bootie bumping by having an assistant blow the stuff up there with a straw. I'm assuming the assistant was well paid. oh, and this is SO not a myth. I had friends a decade ago who swore by this. Seems it's making a comeback.