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Poetry Dedicated to Leonardo DiCaprio

spslsausse — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 14:03:51 -0800

The Leonardo DiCaprio Poetry Site This is a poetry site totally dedicated to the talented actor Leonardo DiCaprio / Without whom / Our lives would be empty of all inspiration. There would be no work of art for us to gaze at / No timeless melody to listen to.

Some of it's quite sincere: Must. Not. Heh. Snicker. . .

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 14:36:39 -0800

The Day I Fell in Love with Leo: It was at that moment that I [...] was struck by Cupid's arrow. It was like being hit in the chest by a 10 ton truck. My breath was trapped in my lungs, I couldn't breathe, my heart was hammering so hard I was sure it would leap straight out my throat. I felt ill, like I was going to throw up. Here I was, a 40 year old married mother of two, head over heels over a man who was young enough to be my son. [...] I had this hunger raging through me, I had to see as many of his movies as I could. I gorged myself on Leo. Discussion points: Celebrity Stalking Incidents: an Empirical Study (abstract); Do men, and not just women, build such communal shrines to the objects of their frustrated desires; Envy; and the utter waste of creative energies. It's easy to be snide, but I've been interested in this for a while: what is all this about? An emptiness and a dissatisfaction with life as it is? For further study: The Viggo Mortensen Fan Base (I'm not going to link to it, as it's easy to find, and they've moved to member-only reading and posting in the last week, so you can't wander around wide eyed reading hundreds of obsessive posts any longer. I hasten to add that I am not and never will be a member; curiosity brought me there, gawking made me stay for a while).

By: Ljubljana

Ljubljana — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 15:16:59 -0800

Stop... Hammertime. (at least temporarily)

By: dydecker

dydecker — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 15:31:22 -0800

My poem for Leo: DeCaprio, you like a young Brando, But you are going to seed twenty years earlier.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 15:31:28 -0800

My, art will go on.

By: i_cola

i_cola — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 15:36:35 -0800

My arse will go on...

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 15:39:13 -0800

Leonardo Di Caprio, Your name won't fit Into my haiku

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 16:27:22 -0800

Do men, and not just women, build such communal shrines to the objects of their frustrated desires; [ahem] Ya had to ask.... EXTREMELY NSFW.

By: raysmj

raysmj — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 16:51:11 -0800

Lovely shot. Cut off the ends of her lower legs why don't you, Mr. Photographer? And why is she so aroused by the sand? Maybe she's hot for Leo?

By: 111

111 — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 18:01:20 -0800

Based on my personal appreciation of mr. DiCaprio, here are some lyrical suggestions: Titanic rhymes with panic Gangs of New York rhymes with dork Leonardo rhymes with retardo There you go. Now just let your muse do the rest. p.s: Spell Check suggestion-- DiCaprio<--- diaper

By: Hackworth

Hackworth — Sat, 15 Mar 2003 22:07:13 -0800

the dandruff falls like snow.