Tension busters and assorted flash innanity

March 16, 2003 5:47 PM

Tense times all around, globally and here on MeFi! Many of us may be feeling a bit anxious and even a bit desperate. Perhaps a few little flash diversions would help to lighten the mood lest anyone be tempted to kick the cat or tease the dog. We could definitely all use a good laugh or two. After all, you only live twice.
posted by madamjujujive (19 comments total)

i'm only desperate for you , my sweet !
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:54 PM on March 16, 2003

i'll hit him with a stick if he tries that smurf shit on you, jujube my dear.
posted by quonsar at 6:00 PM on March 16, 2003

The snotbomb site was just plain trippy. Thanks juju.

What's this about smurf shit? Is it blue too? Does it smell bad?
posted by ashbury at 7:19 PM on March 16, 2003

I'm such a fan of that last site. Thanks for the links!
posted by LittleMissCranky at 7:39 PM on March 16, 2003

heh
posted by Plunge at 9:18 PM on March 16, 2003

Chortledum and chortledee - what a treat! Undeserved but most welcome. Bless you, juju!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 10:05 PM on March 16, 2003

Most welcome in these worrisome times. Thanks, Ju.
posted by Lynsey at 10:29 PM on March 16, 2003

same as wot Lynsey said :-)
posted by Tarrama at 11:43 PM on March 16, 2003

curse you, madamjujujive! This is the day when I'm supposed to be working! Yes! Working hard, not going here and clicking the left eye once, the right eye twice, and the mouth twice, to make the most hilarious possible supercilious face.
posted by taz at 1:50 AM on March 17, 2003

stick me baby, i'm going to tell this lassie what a star she is until the thought police drag me off or the world ends, which will possibly be quite soon.
the last link appears to be my life story.
what colour is smurf shit anyway ?
(checks background)
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:44 AM on March 17, 2003

your gud
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:27 AM on March 17, 2003

What's this about smurf shit? Is it blue too? Does it smell bad?
Scientists study these issues as we speak.
posted by madamjujujive at 4:48 AM on March 17, 2003

Thanks, madam.
posted by 111 at 6:01 AM on March 17, 2003

Ok, so the message on that last link is if you die in an accident, you'll end up in heaven where you should drink as much as possible so God will send you back?

Man, if that was Heaven I never want to die. What the hell was the grey thing!?
posted by CrazyJub at 6:08 AM on March 17, 2003

What's this about smurf shit? Is it blue too?

Heh. I love it that UN soldiers get called Smurfs 'cuz they're blue, too...

"The smurfs are here!"
-No Man's Land (More depressing and less funny than it is billed, but a good film none the less.)
posted by Shane at 7:02 AM on March 17, 2003

Bless you Madam J.

What MeFi needs now, is love, sweet love
It's the only thing
That there's just too little of

Humm dee dumm, dee dummm
posted by widdershins at 10:03 AM on March 17, 2003

*cycles through park throwing flowers to passers by*
posted by sgt.serenity at 10:26 AM on March 17, 2003

sgt.serenity, good to see you back to a serene and jovial state of mind! I was worried about you - you seemed so troubled the other day in metatalk:

*kicks down door and throws dinner against the living room wall, urinates on couch, falls asleep*
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:59 AM PST on March 15
posted by madamjujujive at 11:17 AM on March 17, 2003

and it turned out i was in the wrong house too!
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:33 PM on March 17, 2003