Evil for dummies.

March 18, 2003 9:48 PM

Just in case you're not sure how to be evil... You can get help. 8 easy steps to help you become evil.
posted by dazed_one (10 comments total)

First person to mention I**q in this thread gets a boot to the head, 4onthefloor style.
posted by Space Coyote at 10:19 PM on March 18, 2003

Slogged link.
posted by elwoodwiles at 10:21 PM on March 18, 2003

I don't think you have to worry about that Space Coyote:

The Tripod page you are trying to reach has exceeded its hourly bandwidth limit. The site will be available again in 2 hours!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:21 PM on March 18, 2003

which step involves Tripod?
posted by RobbieFal at 10:21 PM on March 18, 2003

By looking at the Google cache, this appears to be the same info, on a different host.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:29 PM on March 18, 2003

Ahh, thank you Steve, you shall be spared.
*rubs hands together in maniacal glee*
posted by elwoodwiles at 10:46 PM on March 18, 2003

Best bumper sticker I saw yesterday:

Knowledge Is Power
Power Corrupts
Study Hard: Become Evil
posted by majcher at 11:22 PM on March 18, 2003

The Mask Of Evil

On my wall hangs a Japanese carving,
The mask of an evil demon, decorated with gold lacquer.
Sympathetically I observe
The swollen veins on its forehead, indicating
How strenuous it is to be evil.

(Bertolt Brecht)
posted by misteraitch at 12:15 AM on March 19, 2003

I am ready to serve you, master. And Satan!
posted by Guy Smiley at 12:28 AM on March 19, 2003

Excellent resource, lots of ideas there. Now where did I put those Energon cubes?
posted by Galvatron at 3:26 AM on March 19, 2003