Comments on: FBI Discovers Bill of Rights

FBI Discovers Bill of Rights

flagrante_delicto — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 16:39:28 -0800

FBI Discovers Bill of Rights after 138 years. No word on whether they will sell it or use it.

By: zekinskia

zekinskia — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 16:49:51 -0800

Now if they would only read it...

By: xmutex

xmutex — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 16:50:05 -0800

tee hee hee

By: Space Coyote

Space Coyote — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 17:30:09 -0800

Word is it's being withheld from the public as it's been deemed classified information. In 30 years we'll get to take a look at it, but the important ones will be blacked out.

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 17:35:26 -0800

Reports that Attorney General John Ashcroft fled the scene with an open bottle of Wite Out are as of yet unconfirmed.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 17:47:07 -0800

I heard he was frantically looking through his Rolodex for Fawn Hall's number. "I need someone good with a shredder", he muttered to himself.