Willard appointed assault commander
March 27, 2003 6:55 PM Subscribe
According to UPI, the United States has been offered by coalition partner Morocco its tide-turning force
of 2,000 monkeys trained to detonate land mines. It wouldn't be so unbelievable if the U.S. wasn't already training dolphins and sea lions
to do the same. Considering the carnage already happening to humans in Iraq, this news doesn't inspire thoughts of happy endings
for our animal friends.