Oh she's far to young to die / You can see it in her eye / She's not yet begun to fly

April 8, 2003 10:33 AM

Snerk. Attorney General Ashcroft is always a wonderful source of amusement.
posted by Karmakaze (7 comments total)

When asked why she objected to her boss's patriotic gesture, one Justice Department lawyer replied, "Have you heard the song? It really sucks."

That's too damn funny.
posted by Cyrano at 10:35 AM on April 8, 2003

I want an mp3 of Ashcroft singing this song. Then I can play it *every morning* on my way to work, to help get motivated.

This is hilarious.
posted by Salmonberry at 10:37 AM on April 8, 2003

ok, you just can't make up stuff this good. It reads like an Onion story.
posted by whatnot at 10:38 AM on April 8, 2003

old skool
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:39 AM on April 8, 2003

You are kidding, right? This story is over a year old. It was on Leno and Letterman, for cryin' out loud.
posted by starvingartist at 10:39 AM on April 8, 2003

Sadly, you can double post it.

Sorry.
posted by Karmakaze at 10:40 AM on April 8, 2003

Damn you, PG!
posted by starvingartist at 10:40 AM on April 8, 2003