Comments on: Napalm for sale.

Napalm for sale.

biffa — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 03:44:40 -0800

Psst, wanna buy some napalm?

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:13:17 -0800

Ummmm...I think you want to click on "Ordering Information." "Safety Information" is kinda cute too.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:17:43 -0800

*sigh* people today. How hard is it to mix gasoline and styrofoam yourself?

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:32:44 -0800

The real trick is to put the right proportion of white phosphorous in there so you get spontaneous combustion on contact with the air.

By: seanyboy

seanyboy — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:39:01 -0800

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By: bhell13

bhell13 — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 04:56:35 -0800

If you add soap shavings it binds together better. :) Jolly-Roger-Filter more like!

By: biffa

biffa — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 05:58:42 -0800

advertFilter Psst, seanyboy, wanna buy a bridge?

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 07:14:46 -0800

According to this recipe, its 46% polystyrene, 33% gasoline, and 21% benzene. (The name comes from naphthene and palmitate, the original ingredients developed at Harvard.) Also, Napalm Sticks to Kids

By: SpaceCadet

SpaceCadet — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 07:40:06 -0800

That cute little cannister of naplam, fits right in your hand - NapalmPilot.

By: sic

sic — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 07:54:39 -0800

Damn, it's really disturbing to me that it took me a while to realize that this was a gag. This means that for a few minutes I actually believed people were legally selling napalm on the internet.....

By: twiggy

twiggy — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 08:56:28 -0800

Too bad the name of the "band" that does their theme song is already taken by a much, much, MUCH cooler group of musicians (Tapeworm = Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner, Charlie Clouser, Phil Anselmo, Page Hamilton ...) yeah okay so it's the first instance of VaporBand I've ever heard of... but I can dream.. *sigh*.. Really though, that site wasn't all that funny. I've seen much funnier obvious-fake-sites such as Bonsai Kitten, and also my own (admitted self link but it's not on a fpp and I'm telling you flat out) - BabySmasher Industries...

By: Bletch

Bletch — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 10:24:22 -0800

I don't see why you shouldn't be able to sell the stuff. Well, maybe not benzene (which is a nasty carcinogen), but petrol, polystyrene and even thermite should be fine to ship and sell. Though you might have a hard time getting it onto a plane...

By: TurkishGolds

TurkishGolds — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 13:15:13 -0800

I seem to remember something about mixing gasoline with orange juice concentrate.

By: bonehead

bonehead — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 16:22:21 -0800

Dawn and diesel is a good approximation. Olive oil works as a stabilizer and thickener. Why buy when it's cheaper to mix it in your laundry tub? Thermite: rust + aluminum fillings. Light with a birthday sparkler. Makes a good igniter for your basic diesel/amonium nitrate/aluminum slurries.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Thu, 24 Apr 2003 16:33:20 -0800

"Actual Napalm Canister" = 'shopped ~~French~~ Freedom Press