Jizz Fest 03

May 5, 2003 1:36 PM

Queen of Heaven presents Masturbate-A-Thon! A benefit for the Center of Sex and Culture, goes from the sheets to the streets! This, of course, happened in San Francisco. Does this seem just a little off center to anyone else? *(Nudity on site)*
posted by Ron (14 comments total)

I would be utterly horrified by this if I wasn't frantically trying to pull together a Seattle session.
posted by vito90 at 1:45 PM on May 5, 2003

I think Matt coined the term "wank-a-thon" here (paragraph 2), which to me is a much better descriptor.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:50 PM on May 5, 2003

I'd like to lend a hand to this fine charity event. Unfortunately, a stroke of bad luck has left me hard up. Anyone care to come in my place?

At?
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:00 PM on May 5, 2003

vito, would you mind if it was televised as this one was?
posted by Ron at 2:00 PM on May 5, 2003

So, who got the tissue concession?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 2:02 PM on May 5, 2003

Ron - nah I wouldn't mind. I'll put a bandaid over my tattoo and a bag over my head. Besides that I'm just chest hair and blurry dick and nobody will recognize me.
posted by vito90 at 2:04 PM on May 5, 2003

Those Queen of Heaven people are a bunch of wankers.
posted by vraxoin at 2:06 PM on May 5, 2003

I fear this could get messy. A real sticky situation if you ask me! *rimshot*
posted by Pollomacho at 2:16 PM on May 5, 2003

So, who got the tissue concession?

Or the mop concession. Or maybe squeegees.
posted by kirkaracha at 3:03 PM on May 5, 2003

It'll be interesting to see if they pull it off.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:05 PM on May 5, 2003

It looks like its over so why is this being posted now?

Stuff like this happens all the time here in SF. A friend also told me about Splosh.
posted by vacapinta at 3:28 PM on May 5, 2003

It's being posted now because the sane world just heard about it today.
posted by Ron at 4:09 PM on May 5, 2003

That's the problem with delayed expatiation...
posted by five fresh fish at 4:38 PM on May 5, 2003

Anyone else notice that the logo at the bottom of the page has a vagina, while the larger one at the top is only a legged, winged phallus? I wonder which one makes it to print?
posted by botono9 at 7:04 PM on May 5, 2003