Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

May 13, 2003 9:18 AM

Reverse the polarity of the space-time continuum!I haven't laughed this hard in about a week or so. Enjoy.
posted by Cerebus (10 comments total)

Hysterical! And they even mentioned my favorite cancelled show of late (there have been so many good ones that die too young) (oh, and that's Firefly, of course).
posted by evening at 9:34 AM on May 13, 2003

WHEEET!
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:38 AM on May 13, 2003

<simon cowell>
a tired rehash of the same things we've been mocking about star trek since the 60's. sorry, nothing new here.
</simon cowell>
posted by quonsar at 9:41 AM on May 13, 2003

You know Simon Cowell? Did he cross the pond? Hopefully being used as part of a tuna net on the way?
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:57 AM on May 13, 2003

christ pretty, he's all over the damn airwaves here. he's imported his 'let's make a pop star' show and fuzzy numb-brained americans think it's the coolest thing since the beatles. take him back. please.

not that this negates the star trek essay review, of course. most of those jokes were made in a SNL skit back in the paleolithic era...
posted by quonsar at 10:05 AM on May 13, 2003

Heh heh. Made even more amusing because (or in spite of) I saw it this morning linked in WWDN.
posted by elendil71 at 10:08 AM on May 13, 2003

What bugs me 'bout TNG is that they still haven't cured baldness in the future.
posted by freakystyley at 12:09 PM on May 13, 2003

what's wrong, freaky? don't you think Picard is HOT?
posted by kaibutsu at 12:43 PM on May 13, 2003

The Godwin's Law of Star Trek discussions is "Get over it, it's just a TV show!"
posted by briank at 1:06 PM on May 13, 2003

Sisko will always be hotter, kaibutsu.

But I don't expect anyone to agree with me. Deep Space Nine will always be Trek's bastard child.
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:54 PM on May 13, 2003