July 23, 2000

2:23 PM

TigerWoodsIsGod.Com.A site "dedicated to examining the possibility that God is walking the earth as a 21st century, multi-ethnic, superstar golfer and whether that is any more or less likely than God coming in the form of a first-century, Jewish carpenter."
posted by rcade (7 comments total)

Well no wonder people keep calling something that is obviously only a skill a "sport". Looks like there was some divine intervention there.
posted by vitaflo at 2:32 PM on July 23, 2000

Yes, but he took a 5 on Number 17. Hole #17 is a Par 4. Explain That.
posted by Almac at 6:39 PM on July 23, 2000

but he took a 5 on Number 17

Better than the 8 by David Duval! :)

calling something that is obviously only a skill a "sport"

vitaflo, I'm curious. What factors, other than skill, make something a sport?
posted by daveadams at 6:21 AM on July 24, 2000

Was Jesus sponsored by Nike? Until Tiger walks on water to get his ball, I'll doubt his divinity.
posted by mathowie at 7:00 AM on July 24, 2000

He was too busy winning the Tour de France on Sunday to be bothered chasing a little white ball around at St. Andrews.


posted by xiffix at 9:02 AM on July 24, 2000

Slate piece touches on this Tiger Woods deal. His dad is complete nutters.

And... "xiffix"? that's my word! But with one 'f'.
posted by EngineBeak at 2:23 PM on July 24, 2000

That' it... I HAVE to make TigerWoodsIsSatan.com now... luring all those innocent children into this evil sport by making it look so sinkin' easy!
posted by tj at 7:55 PM on July 24, 2000