Flag-O-Rama

May 16, 2003 9:37 AM

Flag-O-Rama. If you don't own this stuff, you're probably a terrorist. (Warning: GeoCities)
posted by xmutex (10 comments total)

My favorite: "Tampax™ Tampons of Glory - Let freedom flow with these specially-designed American Flag tampons.  They're great for those times where protection is a must:  baking apple pies, leading church activities, or walking down the beach at sunset with your daughter having one of "those talks".  It's the most all-American thing any woman could ever use...period!"
posted by josephtate at 10:01 AM on May 16, 2003

They forgot the "Proud Patriot" Penis Pump, "Liberty Bell Dong" Dildo, and "Fleshlight of the Free."
posted by scarabic at 11:08 AM on May 16, 2003

Now those are some All American items that can really get me to stand up at attention, Scarabic!
posted by ursus_comiter at 11:29 AM on May 16, 2003

The "Betsy Ross" Buttplug?
posted by psmealey at 12:54 PM on May 16, 2003

"Freedom" Tickler
posted by goddam at 1:09 PM on May 16, 2003

Holy crap, I almost missed this one. GREAT link, xmutex...
posted by mathis23 at 1:46 PM on May 16, 2003

so ever since 911 the area pizza boxes have come with "God Bless America" on them...i'd prefer ones that said "God Bless this Pizza".
posted by NGnerd at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003

...not to mention the "Red White Lube," the "Balled Eagle" cock-ring, the "Cherry Tree" strap-on, and the "Mount Vernon" male sex doll.
posted by scarabic at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003

Did anyone else notice the coffee maker is a Cuisinart - from France! Patriot indeed!
posted by majikwah at 8:46 AM on May 17, 2003

And they "reserve the right to refuse service to brown people and/or non-Christians."

Can't have them heathens desecrating the flag.
posted by Wet Spot at 11:25 AM on May 17, 2003