Comments on: Simon vs. Hitler

Simon vs. Hitler

webmutant — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:00:53 -0800

"I can't compete with Brad Pitt or Ewan McGregor. I can't even compete with John Smith and Joe Average. But, I ask myself... Could I compete with Hitler?" The very best use of HotOrNot ever.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:14:16 -0800

[This Is Hot]

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:14:43 -0800

Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend... Just proves the old adage, that no matter what women say about wanting a nice guy, assholes still get laid more.

By: catfood

catfood — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:19:34 -0800

Could I compete with Hitler? Apparently not. Sad. So. So. Sad. Maybe most HotOrNot users are Nazis?

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:20:32 -0800

I like this guy. I think I could drink tea with him and talk about stuff. But there's no way he's sexier than Hitler. Maybe a Mussolini or a Pol Pot, but Hitler? Keep dreaming, buddy.

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:22:48 -0800

Hitler's a corpse now. Everyone's hotter than Hitler.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:26:33 -0800

When did HotorNot turn into a dating service? Many of the photos there now say "click here to meet me".

By: GeekAnimator

GeekAnimator — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:28:43 -0800

When did HotorNot turn into a dating service? been that way fer a while. year and a half, at least. (not that I would ever use it. nosiree bob.)

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:33:09 -0800

Let me tell this, and you're getting it straight from the horse, Hitler vas better looking than Churchill, he vas a better dresser than Churchill, had more hair, told funnier jokes, and could dance the pants off Churchill!

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:35:42 -0800

Google's having a bit of a problem figuring this one out. We have textads for "Big Boy War Toys" ... men's shoes ... and "Weblogs for Churches". Of course the sum of the parts could mean more than the parts themselves. Parts is parts. Whatever, Simon's a cutie, I'd hit it.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:48:37 -0800

Somehow, WolfDaddy, I think that'd only make him feel worse. Also when I put my self on hotornot, I only got a 7.2, which means I'm beneath a dictator and a dweeb. Go, me.

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:53:14 -0800

Best use of HotorNot? No way!

By: insomnyuk

insomnyuk — Wed, 28 May 2003 10:53:48 -0800

I got an 8. Hmmm, I guess my life finally has meaning: to travel back in time and mutilate Adolph's beautiful face with acid.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 28 May 2003 11:06:33 -0800

I wonder if I could compete with Ayn Rand. Or Queen Victoria in her later years. I'm just too chicken to try though.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Wed, 28 May 2003 11:17:37 -0800

Oh God I'm so lonely.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Wed, 28 May 2003 11:39:14 -0800

and could dance the pants off Churchill! There's a mental image I'd rather not have.

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Wed, 28 May 2003 11:52:05 -0800

Hitler's a corpse now. Everyone's hotter than Hitler. Hitler's in Hell now. No one's hotter than Hitler.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 28 May 2003 11:58:55 -0800

Hitler's in Hell now. No one's hotter than Hitler. Unless it's Stalin.

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:03:47 -0800

Hitler's in Hell now. No one's hotter than Hitler. How do you know? Did he send you a postcard?

By: ashbury

ashbury — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:08:34 -0800

I liked the whole project -- it showed pizzazz, gumption and a fun slant on self-deprecation. Plus, Simon is funny and somewhat charming. Strangely enough, I had never considered Hitler in any other way than as a despicable human being. Looking at him with his blue eyes, no mustache and some colour, he actually does appear fairly good looking. Whodathunkit? What was with that mustache, anyway? Did somebody he looked up to tell him it looked good on him? 'Cause it didn't.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:12:03 -0800

You can't be a ruthless dictator without a 'stache. Unwritten rule.

By: NortonDC

NortonDC — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:15:07 -0800

Let me know if this turns into the thread where we have to reveal what score we pulled on HotOrNot, whether or not we selected the picture that got posted... (uh oh, looks like it's still on file, too)

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:32:28 -0800

But jonmc, I think you're a cutie, too! Perhaps my standards are too low. At least I have standards. Hmph.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:41:56 -0800

Unlike the rest of us, WolfDaddy, is that what you're implying? (Not that it might not be the case...)

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 28 May 2003 12:46:08 -0800

Someone, and by looks of it many someones, think Hitler's hotter than Simon. The rest of the implication I leave to you...

By: Dr_Octavius

Dr_Octavius — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:14:54 -0800

Poor, poor Pretty_Generic...

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:16:17 -0800

Is it just me, or does the retouched Hitler look a bit like Patrick McGoohan of The Prisoner fame?

By: SuzySmith

SuzySmith — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:41:38 -0800

I love it. But, Simon, if you see this, lose the facial hair. You're cute, but the chin pubes have to go.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:43:03 -0800

Upon releasing the links to the public at large, my score has actually gone down, to 7.4. Meanwhile, that sexy bitch Hitler is up to 9.1 LOL

By: witchstone

witchstone — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:53:45 -0800

If you're going to give Hitler blue eyes, should you go the Aryan Distance and give him blond hair as well? And perhaps a little botox for those premature forehead wrinkles.

By: witchstone

witchstone — Wed, 28 May 2003 13:55:23 -0800

Please substitute shouldn't for should in the above comment.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 28 May 2003 18:10:17 -0800

and he was a better painter than churchill ! two coats in one day !

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 28 May 2003 18:56:27 -0800

You know, he did a really bad job of removing the mustach. That little dent above the lips is gone. Very disconcerting.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 28 May 2003 19:33:01 -0800

You mean the philtrum, delmoi? Brought to you by the useless anatomical trivia section of my brain. Also, I was gonna put a picture up, but ... well, just don't do a google image search on 'philtrum'. Seriously. Don't. Don't. Seriously.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Wed, 28 May 2003 20:32:17 -0800

Simon desperately needs to get rid of the sparse, twisted hairs on his chinny-chin-chin. They look so... nasty. Hitler always looks like he's got a broomstick rammed deep up his ass. Real hard-core bitterness. A man sans joy. And that mustache, yeesh. And that hairstyle, yeesh. I wonder if he was picked on as a kid.

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Wed, 28 May 2003 20:50:13 -0800

he's kinda cute, actually. not hitler, the other guy!

By: hincandenza

hincandenza — Thu, 29 May 2003 01:21:02 -0800

grabbingsand: Is it just me, or does the retouched Hitler look a bit like Patrick McGoohan...? Nope, I don't see it. But he looks a lot like James Keach, Stacy's brother, Jane Seymour's wife. Eerily so, if you imagine the motorcycle cop in "Vacation".

By: Summer

Summer — Thu, 29 May 2003 01:54:28 -0800

he's kinda cute, actually. not hitler, the other guy! Scrummy. He can compete with Ewan MacGregor.

By: NekulturnY

NekulturnY — Thu, 29 May 2003 03:48:45 -0800

Best comment: "Sorry! I gave you a 6 because your pretty good looking. But I would fuck Hitler like an animal. Really, I would suck that cock until his other testicle fell off too. You shouldnt have made him look so hot friend."

By: aeschenkarnos

aeschenkarnos — Fri, 30 May 2003 00:09:51 -0800

Hitler without the moustache looks so darn familiar! There is a movie actor who looks just like him, I think - Robert Patrick (Terminator 2, X-Files) maybe?