Cruisin' In My Big, Mean Riot Machine

June 2, 2003 3:23 AM

For Inquisitive Pussies And Riot Grrrls Everywhere: Help is at hand if you're essentially a coward but curious about the world anyway. You know, the kind of person that longs to explore all those interesting countries the U.S. State Department and the British Foreign Office strongly advises you not to visit. Even if you suspect, as I do, that some of those travel reports are wildly exaggerated. Go to all those no-go areas already! Imagine the nightclubbin' opportunities! Just watch out for competitive bidding from Phil Spector.
posted by MiguelCardoso (5 comments total)

I thought inquisitiveness killed the pussy?
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:19 AM on June 2, 2003

I'd prefer the EM-50 from this flick, the styling is much more attractive.
posted by DBAPaul at 5:45 AM on June 2, 2003

I want a riot grrrl to kick Robert Young Pelton's ass.
posted by Vidiot at 7:15 AM on June 2, 2003

And the bidding is at a mere $85k thusfar! A bargain! Never mind riot torn countries, that would just make the commute into Boston a bit more entertaining and would surely earn me a little ahr-ee-ess-pee-ee-cee-tee.

Too bad Phil Specter is such a homicidal wacko...his musical contributions defined an era.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:36 AM on June 2, 2003

this has absolutely nothing to do with riot grrls.
posted by car_bomb at 1:37 PM on June 2, 2003