Penguins!!!

June 4, 2003 5:36 PM

Penguins. Evil ones. Mr. Flibble. Feathers McGraw. The Linux penguin. They're coming to get you. They will do bad things. Review the evidence for yourself and then get protection. Dun dun duuuuuuuun! It's the Penguin Conspiracy.
posted by VelvetHellvis (15 comments total)

The Linux penguin.

He has a name, you know.
posted by mr_roboto at 5:43 PM on June 4, 2003

Aw, buggery bugger. I'm just not that geeky of geek. My geek quotient is 7 out of 10, cut me some slack.
posted by VelvetHellvis at 5:58 PM on June 4, 2003

PENGUINS ARE VERY CLEAN!!!
posted by DyRE at 6:03 PM on June 4, 2003

[this is weird]
posted by Dunvegan at 6:11 PM on June 4, 2003

Slide.
posted by kaibutsu at 6:14 PM on June 4, 2003

It's the Penguin Conspiracy.

Absolutely. And Fleetwood Mac has been in bed with the Conspiracy all these years.
posted by Shane at 6:17 PM on June 4, 2003

Holy Aptenodytes Forsteri, Batman !!!
posted by GT_RULES at 6:19 PM on June 4, 2003

Mutant Killer Penguins!!!!

[evil self link]
posted by y6y6y6 at 6:25 PM on June 4, 2003

*stares accusingly, contemplates blacklist*
posted by Shane at 6:28 PM on June 4, 2003

They sing, they fly, they plot our doom...
Okay, I'm stopping now.
posted by Shane at 6:46 PM on June 4, 2003

My choice for the "if I where another creature" quiz.
posted by clavdivs at 7:18 PM on June 4, 2003

Penguins have no mercy.
posted by Captain Ligntning at 7:58 PM on June 4, 2003

Qu-ack qu-ack qu-ack...
posted by LinusMines at 8:04 PM on June 4, 2003

What about the other side of the story?

Penguins are so sensitive...to my needs.
posted by Vidiot at 10:00 PM on June 4, 2003

. . . go into your cave . . . find your power animal . . . now slide!
posted by KidnapCounty at 11:35 PM on June 4, 2003