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Crank Dot Net is devoted to presenting Web sites by and about cranks, crankism, crankishness, and crankosity. All cranks, all the time. Divided into over 100 sections, this is a great place to educate yourself on everything from the Theory of Elephanticity to How to Shrink Your Husband's Crotch.
posted by Ljubljana (11 comments total)

 
My personal favorite is this guy who encoded the first 740 decimals of pi into a reworking of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. It's remarkable.
posted by Ljubljana at 2:01 AM on June 10, 2003


Oh, I thought...never mind. Midi on link
' Crank stimulates everything: both body and mind. Physically, the pulse speeds up, blood pressure rises, blood vessels constrict, and the body behaves in much the same way it would if you suddenly got a powerful rush of adrenalin. '
posted by asok at 2:46 AM on June 10, 2003


Not to mention crank.net's just as hilarious sister site Losers.org.
posted by PenDevil at 3:59 AM on June 10, 2003


That castration story is very disturbing. Fortunately, I'm choosing to believe its not true.
posted by PigAlien at 8:48 AM on June 10, 2003


You should also check out the Freeze Dried Kooks Museum, which was established to "to document and study the vast cornucopia of forgotten, discredited and extreme ideas." Hours of fun!
posted by Officeslacker at 9:38 AM on June 10, 2003


Deranged homeland think tank New Science Institute: Robot Emitting Gas (REG) will save the U.S.A.
posted by inksyndicate at 11:31 AM on June 10, 2003


That crotch-shrinking story was freakin' hilarious!
posted by alumshubby at 11:43 AM on June 10, 2003


That crotch-shrinking story was freakin' hilarious!


Hilarious?! It sounds like she took a normal, outgoing, happy person and turned him into a no-energy, depressed chump. Yes, he was an ass for forcing sex on his wife, but I don't get the impression she told him how painful it was for her.

She better hope he never finds out.
posted by o2b at 11:56 AM on June 10, 2003


FEMINIST CONSPIRACY EXPOSED!!!!!!1!
posted by kevspace at 1:25 PM on June 10, 2003


...she took a normal, outgoing, happy person and turned him into a no-energy, depressed chump...
*acts unsurprised*
posted by dg at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2003


this is great!
posted by stratcog at 8:02 PM on June 11, 2003


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