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How Dodgy Are You? I'm in the clear. No years in prison and no fine. Safe and boring. Let's see the Mefi criminal element emerge shall we? [Imagary may now be work safe and the quiz is based on UK law ...]
posted by feelinglistless (49 comments total)

 
Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £7000

Note to self: Stay away from Indonesia to avoid thousands of decapitations that I've racked up over the last ten years.
posted by Ufez Jones at 2:10 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000

*Grabs bow and arrow and starts looking for a scotsman*
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:22 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Heh.
posted by trondant at 2:24 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

hah, I'm so much nicer than you people. Of course, that could be a problem in prison, heh.
posted by knapah at 2:27 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
posted by crunchland at 2:28 PM on June 10, 2003


but in Minnesota
posted by thomcatspike at 2:29 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

Sheesh. What the fuck did I do?
posted by Skot at 2:32 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
But what's the point of the 'Maybe' column? *maybe* I've had anal sex?
posted by punilux at 2:35 PM on June 10, 2003


Wrong on the "... but in Minnesota" bit. Our blue laws finally got tossed out about a year ago.

But you still can't buy a car or a beer on Sunday.
posted by COBRA! at 2:59 PM on June 10, 2003


92.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty here. I kept my score low by never driving under the influence. ;)
posted by dabitch at 3:02 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000


Dabitch, it wasn' t alcohol in that question about driving... just so ya know...
posted by zekinskia at 3:04 PM on June 10, 2003


Flash sucks.
posted by nicwolff at 3:11 PM on June 10, 2003


Imagary may now be work safe

All of this purity may have addled my brain. You anyone spot what I didn't do there?
posted by feelinglistless at 3:19 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
huh
posted by rhapsodie at 3:31 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £5000

I always stick postage stamps on upside-down (don't ask me why, 'cause I have no idea). I had no idea that I was potentially committing treason.

feelinglistless, you may be the world's most boring person if you answered no to all of those questions, which I assume is the only way to avoid any incarceration.
posted by dg at 3:32 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7500
posted by th3ph17 at 3:34 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Looks like I'm the goody-two-shoes here at MeFi. It would be great if they didn't force your browser window to resize though.
posted by gyc at 3:39 PM on June 10, 2003


Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…?


If I could have a copper say that to me, the 51 years in prison and £7000 fine would be a little more tolerable.
posted by letitrain at 3:44 PM on June 10, 2003


Wow. I would obviously take advantage of all of you if we met at an illegal card game in the back of some seedy bar.

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000

Thank God there were no questions about grand theft, arson, or forgery.
posted by son_of_minya at 3:45 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £2000

Thank God this isn't America.
posted by influx at 3:46 PM on June 10, 2003


Does anyone in Indonesia still have a head?
posted by DragonBoy at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2003


zekinskia, oh drat.... recount. I won't play cards with son_of_minya though.
posted by dabitch at 3:58 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Might be that butt naked part, not sure ...
posted by Ayn Marx at 4:06 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty...

Musta been all that anal sex & wanking...
posted by dash_slot- at 4:17 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

And here I thought it just made you go blind...
posted by hilatron at 4:41 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000...

but they didn't ask anything about my real crimes...
posted by taz at 4:45 PM on June 10, 2003


That's odd. I took the test and my answer came up as "undefined."
posted by DoomGerbil at 4:55 PM on June 10, 2003


Does anyone in Indonesia still have a head?

Is that the body part they decapitate?
posted by salmacis at 5:05 PM on June 10, 2003


0 years, no fine. That can't be right because I answered Yes to several questions.
posted by kindall at 5:07 PM on June 10, 2003


I was doing ok until I killed the webmaster by throwing a ball at his head really hard for hijacking my browser.

I don't think the quiz covered murder, but ball-to-the-head throwing seemed pretty serious.
posted by madamjujujive at 5:16 PM on June 10, 2003


110 years, £7000.
Bunch a' pikers, the lot of you. Well, except s_o_m.
Fucking thing killed IE, though.
posted by notsnot at 5:28 PM on June 10, 2003


years in prison: 5. i've already served about 1/3600th of that.
posted by bluishorange at 5:35 PM on June 10, 2003


Oh dear, 111 years...you telling me I'm a bigger baddie than notsnot? Wow, what would it have been if I answered Yes to those two iffy ones as opposed to Maybe? And that fine...as if my finances weren't already in shambles....
posted by squasha at 6:20 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

I'll get out of jail three years before notsnot.
posted by emelenjr at 8:01 PM on June 10, 2003


i guess i'm not that bad i got

Years in prison: 26.1 Potential fine: £7000

seems like £7000 is damn common fine
posted by Like the Reef at 8:10 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £9500

I think seeing a naked mannequin is what put me over the top!
posted by bas67 at 8:12 PM on June 10, 2003


A criminal mind is all I
All I've ever known
They tried to reform me
But I'm made of cold stone


6 Years, and I forget the fine. But yeah, that was *me* that returned that videotape un-rewound. You got a problem with that?
posted by arto at 8:13 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500
posted by elvissinatra at 8:53 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £7000

Hard fucking core.
posted by brittney at 9:19 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 83.5 Potential fine: £4500

I really need to break into someone's house and smuggle some drugs so I can up my score. Er...
posted by bargle at 10:27 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000
posted by dogwelder at 11:18 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

I'm too nice. I'm off to key, torch and steal the bosses car the go rape an underage goat...
posted by twine42 at 12:53 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £2000

At least the fines are low.
posted by monkey closet at 1:18 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

Y'know, most of the stuff I'd go to jail for involves nudity. Hmmm... Interesting.
posted by greengrl at 5:13 AM on June 11, 2003


years in jail: 40.5 potential fine: £9500

very rock 'n' roll
posted by johnnyboy at 6:42 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 5 and no fine.

I thought clothes were just to keep you warm when you went outside.
posted by onhazier at 8:07 AM on June 11, 2003


I'm a Scoundrel.

Years in prison: 111
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Yay.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:53 AM on June 11, 2003


61 in prison. £7,000.
posted by BirdD0g at 12:52 PM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £7500

Damn! Got work for that death penalty...
posted by arse_hat at 9:33 PM on June 11, 2003


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