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How Dodgy Are You?
June 10, 2003 2:04 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

How Dodgy Are You?I'm in the clear. No years in prison and no fine. Safe and boring. Let's see the Mefi criminal element emerge shall we? [Imagary may now be work safe and the quiz is based on UK law ...]
posted by feelinglistless (49 comments total)

Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £7000

Note to self: Stay away from Indonesia to avoid thousands of decapitations that I've racked up over the last ten years.
posted by Ufez Jones at 2:10 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000

*Grabs bow and arrow and starts looking for a scotsman*
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:22 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Heh.
posted by trondant at 2:24 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

hah, I'm so much nicer than you people. Of course, that could be a problem in prison, heh.
posted by knapah at 2:27 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
posted by crunchland at 2:28 PM on June 10, 2003


but in Minnesota
posted by thomcatspike at 2:29 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

Sheesh. What the fuck did I do?
posted by Skot at 2:32 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
But what's the point of the 'Maybe' column? *maybe* I've had anal sex?
posted by punilux at 2:35 PM on June 10, 2003


Wrong on the "... but in Minnesota" bit. Our blue laws finally got tossed out about a year ago.

But you still can't buy a car or a beer on Sunday.
posted by COBRA! at 2:59 PM on June 10, 2003


92.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty here. I kept my score low by never driving under the influence. ;)
posted by dabitch at 3:02 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000


Dabitch, it wasn' t alcohol in that question about driving... just so ya know...
posted by zekinskia at 3:04 PM on June 10, 2003


Flash sucks.
posted by nicwolff at 3:11 PM on June 10, 2003


Imagary may now be work safe

All of this purity may have addled my brain. You anyone spot what I didn't do there?
posted by feelinglistless at 3:19 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
huh
posted by rhapsodie at 3:31 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £5000

I always stick postage stamps on upside-down (don't ask me why, 'cause I have no idea). I had no idea that I was potentially committing treason.

feelinglistless, you may be the world's most boring person if you answered no to all of those questions, which I assume is the only way to avoid any incarceration.
posted by dg at 3:32 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7500
posted by th3ph17 at 3:34 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Looks like I'm the goody-two-shoes here at MeFi. It would be great if they didn't force your browser window to resize though.
posted by gyc at 3:39 PM on June 10, 2003


Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…?


If I could have a copper say that to me, the 51 years in prison and £7000 fine would be a little more tolerable.
posted by letitrain at 3:44 PM on June 10, 2003


Wow. I would obviously take advantage of all of you if we met at an illegal card game in the back of some seedy bar.

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000

Thank God there were no questions about grand theft, arson, or forgery.
posted by son_of_minya at 3:45 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £2000

Thank God this isn't America.
posted by influx at 3:46 PM on June 10, 2003


Does anyone in Indonesia still have a head?
posted by DragonBoy at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2003


zekinskia, oh drat.... recount. I won't play cards with son_of_minya though.
posted by dabitch at 3:58 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Might be that butt naked part, not sure ...
posted by Ayn Marx at 4:06 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty...

Musta been all that anal sex & wanking...
posted by dash_slot- at 4:17 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

And here I thought it just made you go blind...
posted by hilatron at 4:41 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000...

but they didn't ask anything about my real crimes...
posted by taz at 4:45 PM on June 10, 2003


That's odd. I took the test and my answer came up as "undefined."
posted by DoomGerbil at 4:55 PM on June 10, 2003


Does anyone in Indonesia still have a head?

Is that the body part they decapitate?
posted by salmacis at 5:05 PM on June 10, 2003


0 years, no fine. That can't be right because I answered Yes to several questions.
posted by kindall at 5:07 PM on June 10, 2003


I was doing ok until I killed the webmaster by throwing a ball at his head really hard for hijacking my browser.

I don't think the quiz covered murder, but ball-to-the-head throwing seemed pretty serious.
posted by madamjujujive at 5:16 PM on June 10, 2003


110 years, £7000.
Bunch a' pikers, the lot of you. Well, except s_o_m.
Fucking thing killed IE, though.
posted by notsnot at 5:28 PM on June 10, 2003


years in prison: 5. i've already served about 1/3600th of that.
posted by bluishorange at 5:35 PM on June 10, 2003


Oh dear, 111 years...you telling me I'm a bigger baddie than notsnot? Wow, what would it have been if I answered Yes to those two iffy ones as opposed to Maybe? And that fine...as if my finances weren't already in shambles....
posted by squasha at 6:20 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

I'll get out of jail three years before notsnot.
posted by emelenjr at 8:01 PM on June 10, 2003


i guess i'm not that bad i got

Years in prison: 26.1 Potential fine: £7000

seems like £7000 is damn common fine
posted by Like the Reef at 8:10 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £9500

I think seeing a naked mannequin is what put me over the top!
posted by bas67 at 8:12 PM on June 10, 2003


A criminal mind is all I
All I've ever known
They tried to reform me
But I'm made of cold stone


6 Years, and I forget the fine. But yeah, that was *me* that returned that videotape un-rewound. You got a problem with that?
posted by arto at 8:13 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500
posted by elvissinatra at 8:53 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £7000

Hard fucking core.
posted by brittney at 9:19 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 83.5 Potential fine: £4500

I really need to break into someone's house and smuggle some drugs so I can up my score. Er...
posted by bargle at 10:27 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000
posted by dogwelder at 11:18 PM on June 10, 2003


Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

I'm too nice. I'm off to key, torch and steal the bosses car the go rape an underage goat...
posted by twine42 at 12:53 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £2000

At least the fines are low.
posted by monkey closet at 1:18 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

Y'know, most of the stuff I'd go to jail for involves nudity. Hmmm... Interesting.
posted by greengrl at 5:13 AM on June 11, 2003


years in jail: 40.5 potential fine: £9500

very rock 'n' roll
posted by johnnyboy at 6:42 AM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 5 and no fine.

I thought clothes were just to keep you warm when you went outside.
posted by onhazier at 8:07 AM on June 11, 2003


I'm a Scoundrel.

Years in prison: 111
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Yay.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:53 AM on June 11, 2003


61 in prison. £7,000.
posted by BirdD0g at 12:52 PM on June 11, 2003


Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £7500

Damn! Got work for that death penalty...
posted by arse_hat at 9:33 PM on June 11, 2003


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