Viagra Fumes Create Red-Hot Lovers

June 16, 2003 8:36 AM

"A sniff of the fumes from the local factory, it is said, is all it takes for the sap to rise. Young and old men alike have taken on a new lease of life: such is their sexual prowess that there is barely a vacant bed in the local maternity hospital and the midwife is run ragged as loyal husbands have turned into lotharios." Book your flight to Ringaskiddy now before it goes all Hollywood!
posted by debralee (6 comments total)

I'm not sure I believe this. Do they have any hard evidence?
*runs*
posted by planetkyoto at 8:53 AM on June 16, 2003

The factory doesn't even have a chimney, its spokesman points out.
How are the fumes escaping into the air if nothing was erected?
posted by thomcatspike at 8:54 AM on June 16, 2003

Hmm, I see. So Cork screws.
posted by NewBornHippy at 11:17 AM on June 16, 2003

I find this story hard to believe.
posted by dg at 3:49 PM on June 16, 2003

The funny thing is, all these men are probably getting turned on because they are aware that they are in a place where other men have been turned on and (presumably) had sex,or something.

a self-perpetuating myth.
posted by jono at 1:36 AM on June 17, 2003

My father is in charge of safety at a chemical factory, that shall remain unnamed, which manufactures, amongst other things the Pill. When they first started, long before my Dad arrived, male workers at the plant began, much to their surprise to grow breasts.
posted by prentiz at 2:07 AM on June 17, 2003