decisions, decisions

June 16, 2003 11:48 PM

You must choose. No images but NSFW I guess. Surreal, oddly thought-provoking, 100% embarrassing dilemmas. via cat@log
posted by 111 (13 comments total)

Hit counter currently stands at 90604 for that site.

Those choice things are dumb, and are all just a watered down derivative of 'if you had to choose one, would you rather fuck a live man or a dead goat.'
posted by Space Coyote at 12:59 AM on June 17, 2003

Actually upon further reflecting on that question I believe the wording is really 'dead man or live goat'. If anyone cares.
posted by Space Coyote at 1:40 AM on June 17, 2003

I'll take the dead thing, in either case...

... what? WHAT?
posted by majcher at 2:07 AM on June 17, 2003

The overwhelming majority of respondents would prefer their father be "dumb as a box of hammers" over "queer as a three dollar bill". This makes me sad, but oh well.

Anyways, kind of a neat idea, but: stupid.
posted by kavasa at 2:28 AM on June 17, 2003

"YOU ARE NOT GAY, but everyone (including your parents) thinks you are, and they are very patronizing about it, "Sure, sure you're straight, we all know you're straight, that's wonderful! Whatever your sexual preferences are is ok with us...". In addition to that, you also smell like burning feathers."

Um.... burning feathers? What?
posted by ferociouskitty at 3:58 AM on June 17, 2003

Oh, c'mon people, not EVERY front page post can be about Bush!

111: a great link! Thanks.
posted by UncleFes at 6:47 AM on June 17, 2003

Does this page take a year to load for anyone else?
posted by LittleMissCranky at 7:13 AM on June 17, 2003

I have yet to get one page to load up completely.
posted by MsVader at 7:22 AM on June 17, 2003

Um.... burning feathers? What?

Burning feathers is one of the worst smells in the world. I used to live in an area that had some chicken farms nearby, and when they'd burn their feathers you could smell it from miles away. Just an awful smell.
posted by markavatar at 7:55 AM on June 17, 2003

Yeah, LittleMiss and Ms, I waited forever for the page with the choices to load and was about to make a choice but said "eh, I don't care enough about this to wait another eternity" and came back here.
posted by soyjoy at 9:21 AM on June 17, 2003

Y'know, if someone asked me any one of the questions listed on this site, I'm afraid I'd have to strongly suggest to them that they forcibly insert the decision card into their anus.
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:53 AM on June 17, 2003

I think that's one of the questions, WD.
posted by kavasa at 1:41 PM on June 17, 2003

You must choose:

(a) Having the decision card forcibly inserted into your anus.

(b) Never getting broadband.
posted by dg at 6:36 PM on June 17, 2003