LEFT,left,left left left. LEFT,left,left,left....

June 22, 2003 7:35 AM

Become an eCaptain!"As an eCaptain, you'll create your personal ePrecinct: a list of online friends, family members, neighbors..." can I be a general or a dictator?... And can I be cruel and despotic (Just a little bit)? Please?
posted by troutfishing (9 comments total)

Don't they mean eSpammer?
posted by srboisvert at 8:14 AM on June 22, 2003

They learned from the worst. And at least they aren't commiting mail fraud and plagiarism.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 8:16 AM on June 22, 2003

Kneel before Zod...
posted by Samizdata at 2:23 PM on June 22, 2003

this is just awful. what kind of horrible person would willingly surrender unwitting "friends, family members, neighbors" to the propaganda machine of a political party?

wait, nevermind. the dnc is committed to protecting the privacy of your eInternetOnlinePrecinct.com.

i'm convinced.
posted by kjh at 2:55 PM on June 22, 2003

It doesn't come with an eParrot and eYe patch. eYarr.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 7:24 PM on June 22, 2003

kjh - "what kind of horrible person would willingly surrender unwitting "friends, family members, neighbors..."? - An advertising exec ?
posted by troutfishing at 7:51 PM on June 22, 2003

kjh - marketing people.

i worked in a marketing department for 12 months as their resident "web guru" ... i had 50 pieces of spam forwarded onto me by my co-workers saying "FYI: this looks really interesting. do you understand it?"

these people seriously believe that people read spam, and that everyone wants a "send this to a friend" function - after all, they do it - everyone else must, too!


bill hicks was right - "if you're in marketing or advertising, please kill yourself now."
posted by cheaily at 8:18 PM on June 22, 2003

Hillary Clinton had eCaptains for her Senate campaign in 2000. I signed a friend up to be one. He laughed and laughed... Oh, wait: that part was ME.
posted by coelecanth at 12:05 AM on June 23, 2003

And I thought it was democrats.disorg...
posted by wendell at 12:37 AM on June 23, 2003